Corrupt the wish above [game]

schlurbi · Wed May 06, 2009 10:57 am

you know everything. really everything. you know what criminals do, you know what pedophiles do. you know what terrorists do. you know what McWill does. You are so scared, you cant even sleep anymore. you dont want to live anymore. you want go to the next bridge and jump off, but you know what will happen and you are too scared of it. your live is a pain now.

i wish my amazon delivery arrives now

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 pm

It does but its broken

I wish i had a lovely new pc which had good free internet, powered itself, never broke, and updated its graphics so it was never behind, and the moniter was the same.

Skillers · Wed May 06, 2009 2:59 pm

It does that, but it won't let you install games.

I wish I could be bothered to start revising

McWill · Wed May 06, 2009 3:12 pm

you start to revise, but don't get much past starting.
i wish i had moar monies

schlurbi · Wed May 06, 2009 3:14 pm

you get a penny

i wish i had more beer >:D

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 3:40 pm

you get beer but it tries to eat your foot

i wish i would remember to put the wish in in the first place instead of remember after pressing submit >.<

schlurbi · Wed May 06, 2009 3:42 pm

beer eating my foot? D:

you now always forget pressing submit

i wish dinner is done now

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 3:44 pm

dinner is done, but it isnt yous

i wish i had more forum games to spam

schlurbi · Wed May 06, 2009 3:45 pm

you have now, but you get banned for spamming

i wish i didnt bite my lip

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 3:47 pm

you dont bite your lip anymore, i bite your lip >:]

i wish i got money for doing nothing

schlurbi · Wed May 06, 2009 3:53 pm

that means you kiss me :O

you now get one pound in a year for doing nothing
i wish i had more water

Skillers · Wed May 06, 2009 4:28 pm

You have more water, it's contaminated.

I wish my lip wasn't split

McWill · Wed May 06, 2009 4:30 pm

your whole lip is torn off.
i wish the same thing as the person above but add he doesent reply the same way

Skillers · Wed May 06, 2009 4:32 pm

Your lip explodes.

I wish I had mah admanz back D:

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 4:41 pm

you get your admin back but can only ban........yourself

I wish i could make more wishes

Skillers · Wed May 06, 2009 4:45 pm

You make more wishes, they all fail.

I wish I was orange!

Nannal · Wed May 06, 2009 4:45 pm

you can, they suck

Wish i outranked skillers , OH WAIT, NOW I DO LOLOLOL

Skillers · Wed May 06, 2009 4:46 pm

You only think you outrank me, but you get ninja'd.

I wish people would remember that I still have the off switch

Nannal · Wed May 06, 2009 4:49 pm

you have the off switch, but its broken

Wish i had an anti-ninja device

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 5:14 pm

You get an anti ninja device, but pirates steal it

i wish i were a pirate arr

Nannal · Wed May 06, 2009 5:16 pm

You do what you want because a pirate is free, you a pirate, until the RIAA get involved

Wish i could make stars 'n' stuff

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 5:18 pm

you can make stars but as soon as they are made they collapse and create black holes, right next to you.

i wish this thread would stop

Nannal · Wed May 06, 2009 5:24 pm

This thread stops, everyone is happy

Wish peter singer would listen to my ethical theories.

BrainDead · Wed May 06, 2009 5:26 pm

he does, but he doesnt agree with them

i wish for jam

Nannal · Wed May 06, 2009 5:31 pm

You have jam, but its covered in 1E^9 ants

wish i had whiskers to tell me if i could fit through things

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