Your English is like mine, but you can't speak German anymore.

I wish my previous wish was used.

you only have pudding, ever

Wish people would torrent less in my house, I cant play tf2 for the lag

People torrent less, they just start using rapidshare more.

I wish it wasn't 1:15 already.

You have it, but it breaks.

I wish Schlurbi made sense.

Your english is better XD however D = -24^9055

Wish i was a giant cat!

i wish shlubs had a wish

I wish ninjas would stop breaking our forum games

Your wish is granted, pirates do it instead.

I wish there were some flying giant scissors.

You do, but they're all empty.

I wish I knew the question.

you wish is that you are a german, it came true 19 years ago

Wish i had me some epic anti-backstab hax

You have them, but it leads to frontstabs.

I wish I had the question (Hitchikers guide reference)

you will have, when the earth finishes calculating it


Wish people would stop double wishing (i.e. wishing for one thing and then stopping the corruption of the old wish with a new one)

They stop, but only when people actually fail to corrupt their real wish and corrupt something else.

I wish I didn't have leccy labs.

you no longer have leccy labs, but now you've got cholera

i wish that i could alter reality

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

your wish is granted but its a crappy wish

i wish skillers would give me time to press edit and type my wish because i forgot.

Skillers give it to you but then realises his mistake and takes it away again

Wish everyone knew peter singer was the best man that ever lived ever

You lose a little bit of weight, but only because you're now on Mars. You can't breath and die.

I wish I did really know everything.