You press the "more emoticons" button and die of shock.

I wish I had more time.

you have more cereal, but you have too many and choke and die.

I wish i 3 more wishes.

your wish is granted, but the hard disk is perminantly corrupted with a screen with a picture of rick ashtley burnt into it.

I wish i had the wishes back from my GF

you get it, but you confuse me as to what it is so i shoot you before you can comsume it.

I wish for more wishes that can't be stolen.

You have more wishes, but they all get heavily corrupted.

I wish I had less lab report left to do!

Your glasses don't get dirty because they can't get any dirtier.

I wish I was awesome at lab reports

Anyone notice a trend here?

You get a holiday in the UK, you then get beaten up by football fans, mugged by druggies, get 7 STD's, start a family of 3 with a hooker and become a chav.

Then you find out you have to stay for a second week.


I wish to have life protection from schlurbi now.

You get likfe protection, but one of his sons gets you xD

I wish i didnt have to sleep with no side affects.

your wish is granted you now sleep with side effects, mainly blurriness, headaches and nausea.

I wish to never ever die and find interest in the world so it never became boring.

You wish is granted, but you become so interested you flattened by a train.

I wish that I never had to sleep. and never sleeping gave me no side affects xD

your wish is granted but in exchange you forfeit both your lungs forever.

I wish Schlurbi was a great player at L4D

You wish is granted and no one is ever called Hatred. Love becomes dull though.

I wish that I could never get bored of doing work.

your wish is granted you never get bored, but you never find anything interesting again ever

I wish this post doesn't get ninja'd

Your wish is granted. Maybe XD

I wish that I could remember every part of my life.

You remember ever part of your life including past lifes, rememebering the horrors of world wars and civil revolts and murders of children from previous lives drives you madly insane and your bound to a padded room for your life before you tear out a bit of padding and choke on it.

I wish i was a ninja.

Your wish is granted, but you get stabbed by a Samurai.

I wish that Kyle wasnt a noob and realised I dont believe in past lives/re-incarnation.

your wish is granted kyle now realises this, he nwo turns your life into a misery by makign you watch buddist films for your entire life untill you accept it or die, which ever is first even though he doesn't believe it himself.

I wish i had a wish to corrupt

You wish was already granted? XD

I wish I didnt have Netowkring later