There is peace in the world, but only because of a nuclear holocaust.

I wish I was the worlds best gamer.

The game ends, but someone BUMPs it a week later.

I wish fusion power was viable with today's knowledge.

Your wish is granted, but consequently explodes.

I wish that CERN would create a black hole

why would you wish that????

CERN creates a black hole but it vanishes quickly (likely)/destroys the planet (unlikely) (chose whichever is bad).

I wish I knew what to wish for.

you find out but youve ran out of wishes

I wish people would start to play on aoe3 again : )

They do, but they're all playing an expansion pack you don't have and can't get.

I wish the screen of my laptop wouldn't get so dirty.

It's clean, but it's so shiny you can't see what's on the screen.

I wish I could finish my TF2 map layout concept on SketchUp

You finish up but then realise you can't do everything you wanted.

I wish the tank in L4D wasn't so easy to die with.

(I just missed out on All 4 Dead because I was right next to a log that would have killed someone, but they killed me just before I hit it)

@ skillers Your wish is granted but survivors now get flamethrowers. (better answer than shlurbi's i think.)

@ Shlurbi your wish is granted but it's too much and you fall into an induced coma.

I wish the techious lan would sort itself out.

Your wish is granted, but it sorts itself out so that it fails horribly.

I wish there were more people on TCHS IRC (not spammers).

We have the tomato man as the logo but it causes the clan to fail.

I wish time didn't go so fast that it was always 1:30am when I go to sleep.

tomato man is not fail
you can take it for the CSS Fun Fail Team. Or how about a mascot?

the time stops at 1:30am unfortuately freezing the universe in place and your air pressure lifty chair happened to explode at the same time causing shrapnel to be forever lodged in your rectum, and you can feel all the pain. forever....

I wish this wish would not get corrupted

Your wish is granted, but this gets forgotten about and not posted on for years.

I wish I had a puppy

Your wish is granted, but walking it home it gets run over by a car.

I wish my neck wasn't so clicky.

You neck is no longer so clicky... because it is broken

I wish the scout update would hurry up and come out.

The scout update comes out, but it has been rushed and is unplayably buggy for a month.

I wish food didn't go off.

It doesnt go off, but it all tastes horrible anyway

I wish that chocolate didnt make me feel ill after consuming large amounts

You feel fine after eating a large amount of chocolate, but you have spent all your money and can no longer afford to buy any.

I wish that I could REVEAL MY FINAL FORM.

You reveal your final form, but it turns out it is just a box and there is nothing you can do.

I wish the servers would fill up.