This started as a conversation between my dad and i, i'm just expanding it. But he told me about a game which allows you to shoot muslims etc and how it was controversial. In a review of it of a critical kind the author apparently said but what abotu other games? where are the groups protesting the killing of aliens?

Of course i said they very likely aren't real etc and if they are we'll have a british sense of humor and make them a game where they kill us to even it out ^_^.

Nah anyway the point to this thread is this. What if all the aliens we have invented to kill everything were real and it all happened at once in an apocalyptic way?

(excuse bad spelling mistakes ^_^)

Already in a short space of time i've picture covenent invade along with the flood who bothkill us off at a quick rate. Now add in the aliens from crysis flying around freezing everything and killing with ice shards or by flinging people great distances. Head crabs and combine? Then predators appeared invisible killing machines, and 'Aliens' (the face huggers etc) followed by the Doom demons etc ^_^.

It could be expanded outside games to tv series as well i suppose, cylons? i think thats wrong but them beseiging us. Any stargate watchers (just john probably) The ori and gou'ald, Wraith 0.o?

Of course this is only what i can think of off the op of my head but i'm sure there are many more alien species out there designed to kill us all .

Still i suppose if we had the heroes of all the games would it give us even a chance?

Master chief
Gordon Freeman and Alyx
Team of nanosuits
Guy from doom (can't remember his name >.<)
Plenty of others.

Actually there is no poin to this thread except discuss what if's lol

What is the guys name from Doom?

You forgot the Replicators. Do not doubt the SG awesomeness.

I do not doubt it is amazing ^_^ and i did forget them. (secretly yearns for stargate worlds to go gold O.O)

In a way i wish a wall paper was made, even artist drawn ^_^. All the good guys in a small cluster and the enemies charging at them/firing, shame i can picture it. But it shall remain apart from my desktop .

Solid Snake would turn Master chief into a box and use it to sneak into the command area. where he would CQC down all the invaders. he'd then Choke Gordon Freeman to death and use his crowbar to kill the man from doom, just because he could.

I reckon if all the evil dark forces were combined, even with the combination of all the 'good' guys, we would not have a hope.

Gordon Freeman>All

His gravity gun got supercharged again.

Solid Snake > all
who else could take down an entire nation with nothing but cigarettes and a cardboard box?

Samus Aran anyone?

She'd kill all you asses And she pwns Snake too (Snake LOOOVES the Zero Suit)

Snake would laugh as she rolled towards him. then <FEMALE DOG> slap her with his Rail Gun.
if she survived, they would probably end up having intercourse

Superman once watched snake in a CQC battle. He then cried himself to sleep

In an all out war snake would be faffing useless, he excels at steath and killing people one by one. if you think he's abel to be of much use in a battle try playing MGS by running shooting people or punching them, no stealth allowed >: (

Plus 'evil' aliens whatever would deffinatly win they rate you lot go, cause your making the good guys kill themselves off o.0 not very helpful to the world.

Samas would be alot of help for the good guys, if she didn't also bring with her the many foes most other heroes couldn;t kill maxed out with their best assortment of weapons.

Well done dave, make the fight THAT much harder for everyone >.> lol

Watch this video on Youtube.
snake has destroyed countless metal gears, a Walking Nuclear equipped battle tank single handed.
Took down 2 armed nations alone.
destroyed an organization that controlled the entire world.
defeated big boss twice (the greatest soldier of the 20th century)
earned the title of "the strongest soldier in history"
his very presence on a battlefield destroyed the moral of the opposing army.
speaks at least 7 languages fluently.
and has an IQ over 170.

at the very least, he could sneak to the enemy leader and assassinate them crushing enemy moral.
he is a very useful guy to have in your corner!

he also proved his super durability in MG2. a mad scientist jumped on his back.. snake removed him by rolling over a few landmines.

That bcks up what i said, in one vs one, albiet small groups, but in a larger battle open warfare etc he'd be easily out gunned out-numbered etc for a chance of his 'moves' to be useful.

True he could assasinate a leader maybe, lets start him against the aliens if he survives we'll move onto the predators, then we probably don't have to worry about a target after that as both can capably kill everything without some leader.

Some final words on the matted;

Nukes

and lasers

from orbit

he is the world best marksman.
snake is right in the middle of the battlefield the whole of MGS4
nothing short of an entire army would stop him, and thats asuming they can find him.

if by some chance he died. (of age of summit) i'll recruit Goku
he can take out a whole galaxy with a single finger.

I'll go for Trunks because his name is cool.

Heh... sorry! But tbh, Samus is STILL better than Snake... shes more athletic, has more firepower, can destroy Metroids (Which would pwn snake as he has no weaponry to stop them) and also is just awesome tho metroids would be the end of humanity yes xD

I believe thats what i said, samus would be brilliant help except her enemies woudl kill off liek ALL the other heroes ^_^. so including her is a double edged sword lol

Raiden has super human strength, speed, and durability. he could stop a tanker weighing 1000's of tonnes with 1 hand. vamp is Raidens superior in everyway, pwning him in each fight.
A dieing, tired, aged Snake beat Vamp with the equivalent of a pencil in an encounter lasting less than a minute.
Samus would stand a chance in her suit, non out of it.

She stands more chance out of it actually, shes more than 4 times faster and carries a paralyser gun...

In her suit she'd just freeze him and blow him up with a missile...

he'd dodge the missile, or shoot it down. fire a stinger, or rail gun her (1 shot destroys atleast 2 tanks if lined up)
Snake is unrivaled at close range combat, if she got anywhere near him she would be in a CQC hold, then would have a knife through her neck.
not to forget snake is a stealth expert, she would not see him coming.

Do I need to repeat myself?

Nukes

And Lasers

From Orbit

All dead.

Shes got x-ray visors <FEMALE DOG> She can see THROUGH things... Even that stupid cloaking device he has because she also has a heat seeing visor too She out technilogicalises him AND out speeds and out powers. He cant DODGE the missile if hes frozen now can he? She Paralyzes, then freezes, then blows him up... Easy

And Skillers, thats SO overpowered, and seeing as Samus has survived basically everything, in sure her suit would protect her from a nuke blast

snakes suit cant be detected by thermal devices.
she wouldn't paralyze him if she couldn't see him, and wouldn't freeze him if she was on the floor with her weapons dismantled.
you seem to be arguing that the power of her suit would win, not her actual skill.. in which case Snake's Metal Gear would simply crush her her to death.

somebody tried to nuke snake before mark he swore at them and delivered lines so dramatically they had no choice but to stop