UKRAINE! I KNEW YOU WERE A RUSSIAN SPY, GODAMNIT MARKOV SKILBECSKY

Yes, I am a Russian spy. I was sent to assassinate one who is known as David James Hendry. Know where I could find him?

I personally would much prefer Empire. However, that's no longer appropriate in this day and age so I'll have to stick with UK.

42 Inchbroom court
Lossiemouth
IV31 6RF
Morayshire
Scotland

phone: 01343 552983



HOW DARE YOU DENY YOUR TRUE CúNTRYS NAME YOU GUT CRAWLING FOP!

Bratty, if you could spell you wouldn't need to bypass the swear filter

oooooook....anyway lets move on...

errrrm... Id probas remove the adress and suff from his post...

But back ON topic, Digital TV being CRAP in some areas... How can they switch off Analogue when the digital system is not yet finished?

In this case it will involve locking the thread. Which I don't wish to do as this thread might actually turn out well.

forgot to post my bank number (well I think its just my security number so alls good )

1234.5678.9101.1121.31415

number on the back code is 987

IM NOT WORRIED COS U LOT ARE IN ENGLAND AND ITS A BANK OF SCOTLAND CARD SO LOL!

You do realise the banking system isn't even UK limited, it's Global (I think).

what? oh my <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> god, first time a forum has literally made my heart feel sink x

Errrm... thanks.... I can now be you ^^

I have a feeling that's not his credit card, lol.

Ur telling me!! We got digital tv with our widescreen tv and it has slowly deteriorated 2 the point where u cant make out a punchline of a joke on dave.
Whats wrong with analogue?! Every1 is doing fine with it!! Im just glad i have sky.
On another note, why does sky have 2 lose signal every time it gets a little cloudy outside? (exegerrating btw) Those who have sky will know what im talking about.

You don't even get Dave on analogue

And Sky loses signal because it needs a half decent line of sight to the satellite.

Yeah, but dave is on digital.

Also, i dont understand why the satellite signals cant be any stronger. They shud use gamma rays to transmit the signals, then we wud all be happy.

It wouldn't work and would be very dangerous ^^

Yes, that's my avatar

I think hes saying your his pet peeve

Yeah, 2 can play at that!

fick dich

All brattacas needs to do now is to change those images to pictures of the male erogenous zone(s, if there are more than say 1)

I know I'm on digital? O.o



But yeah, its annoying ¬¬... OH, and AI being able to pull off moves/combos you cant