Last week i lost my phone and therefore needed a new one,

I quickly type in "New phones out" in Google and click search.
I find the "New Sony Walkman" for £139,
Me never possessing a expensive MP3 or Phone before could not tell the difference between the two. It had wireless bluetooth music player headphones which were very appealing to me, along with an LCD screen and 4G of Music and Video.

https://www.sonystyle.co.uk/SonyStyle/catalog/setCurrentItem/(isQuery=yes&xcm=PCM_b2ccrmstandard&query=*nwza8**&layout=15_116_61_58_117_121&uiarea=2&ctype=catalogQuery&bc_search=strue&next=seeItem&carea=%24ROOT&citem=45E339DEB33B0095000000002BC29B8547457EDD651B0094020000002BC29B74)/.do

It looked perfect for me and i wanted to buy it straight away, so i did.
It came today, in express delivery for £13.00 - A rip. I ripped it open and tried on the headphones,

"Snazzzyyy"

I thought, then i looked at the phone, and was like "Ooooo, FIT"

Then i realised, there wasnt a keypad.

"Huh?" I thought as i tried to slide it up. As iff a lovely little keypad would fold out of it.

I turned it on to check if it was touch screen at all - Last resort. Went into menu and saw a little Text message icon. "YES!" I thought, this must mean!!... maybe not. It was internet mailing.

Turns out. Id bought an MP3 Player. Just an MP3 player.

So i had the trouble of telling my Dad id ****** up and now i was relying on that phone for the next two weeks in France. Except, it isnt a phone.

*/@;#**@#!!

ARGHHH

Was quite funny now i think about it

A phone without a keypad? WTF? You sure that isn't just an MP3 player? Certainly looks like one to me, and Walkman is the Sony music player brand.

Yes yes Thats the point, is was an MP3 player, i didnt even check to see if it was a phone when i bought it! AHAHAHAHHAHA

Ohhh, you silly person!

Ah well, looks like quite a nice MP3 player, lol.

Yes, it really is PENG

Ill see if Dad lets me keep it (Y)

thats a bit of a stupid mistake...

Tell me something, i dont know

yes its a nice mp3 player and all, but the fact in the title of the item it says mp3 player, how could you not realise!!!

what about in checkout etc etc!!!!!!

*insert emote i keep on asking for but never gets added*

I dont pay attention to things like that!

I was too busy staring at the shiny screen

Dude, why do these random radio clips keep coming up on this website?!?

WTF is geek brief TV!?

i have no idea what u r talking about

anyway, i dont believe its an accident. u were being crafty and got urself a free mp3 player im watching u *evils*

well, that is post whoring to the max.

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What you mean like that?