Heh, word play, not bad, made me chuckle. It wins on the corny side.

I got loads of baby jokes... but dont think you want to know them... hmmm lets think .... i got one... Its a bit long thou... There were 3 blonde girls on one side of a river, they need to get accross to get their daily HEAT magazine... They came across a lamp, they rubbed it, and so a gyney appeared, The Gynee granted them 3 wishs, one for each of them. So the

1st girl: 'O i wish i was smart enough to get across this river'
Gynee: 'Your wish is granted'

And she turns Ginger, then she says' I KNOW, ILL SWIM ACROSS!' and so she swims across

The 2nd girl:' Darn i wish i was as smart as her... No i WISH TO BE SMARTER than HER!'
Gynee: 'your wish is granted'

She turns Brunette then says 'I KNOW ILL MAKE A RAFT TO GET ACROSS' and so she makes a raft

The 3rd girl 'I WISH I was Sooo smart that i was even more smarter than both those girls and 100 more girls put together'
Gynee: 'your wish is granted'

She turns into a man and walks across the bridge...

LOL, sexist and blondist in one joke. Not bad.

lolz made me laugh

What's worrying is a lot of jokes are insulting because they insult people, lol.

lol Is there any joke which doesnt insult anyone or anything?? No Offense to anyone Irish. lol Theres a Englishman, Scottishman and a Irish man. They go out robbing in a bank, each of them has a bag. The Irish man sets the alarm off then a Irish police officer comes. They all jump into their bags.
The officer kicks the bag that the Enlgish is in... and it goes. 'Meow'
So the officer walks on thinking its a bag of cats,
So he then kicks the next one which the scottish is it..it goes 'WOOF'
The officer walks of thinking its a bag of dogs,
He then comes across the Irish mans bag and kicks it... it goes 'POTATOES'
The officer giggles, then says, thats the 1st bag of potatoes thats spoken to me

Yet again another terrible joke!! WOOO

I've heard that joke in so many different forms, lol.

There are jokes that don't insult people.

Knock Knock
Who's their
Doctor
Dr Who
*bad-um-tish*

^ very bad and old joke.

lol u got me there but knock knock jokes dont count lol. As they are right at the bottom of the Big almighty joke system lol. And i doubt Mr who would like his name in a joke so it could of offended him in a very odd way...

Got a dirty one...but not gona say that one. Anyways got another... here goes....

There was a 60year old Baker, he sold Dounuts and pies.

2 women walk in one day, they wouldnt come here often but heard a lot about his bakery.

The 1st woman *wispers* i heard for one of my friends that he makes the pattern around the side of the pies with his teeth!! I mean ewww.

The 2nd woman chuckles then says thats nothing! U should hear how he makes the hole in the dounut!!

i like that one Roflamo

And that's NOT dodgy?

Lol well its not Thaaaat bad is it Well in comparasent to the other one its hardly dodgy lol

OK, I don't think we want to hear the other one then...

WHAT HAPPANED TO THE F*****G FROG THAT BROKE DOWN?

HE HAD TO BE F*****G "TOAD" AWAY

FS.

lol gotta say that wernt bad hehe

That wasn't bad. It was terrible. Poor wordplay puns = eurgghhhh! xP

lol xP

STOP COPYING ME!

OMG WTF!!!!!!!!!

You're comying me everywhere...

I am still waiting for those penguin wrapper jokes metruss.

O yeah!! I KNOW ONE!!

A fish swan into a wall then he said...
Damm!

HAHAHAHA.. not l;olz

lawl well i tryed erm can think of another.... *seachs for penguin*
FOUND!!!!

Why couldnt the biycle stand up??

becuze it was two tired!!!

What's black and white and red all over?

A penguin with sunburn!

HAHAHAHA... oh wait... that's a terrible joke.

Knock knock

Whos there

Doctor

Doctor who?

HEHE

Lol, I did that one last page and did it today! Classic (bad) joke, though.