XD

Theres a limit to how many words have 4 syllables and begin with E and are verbs...XD

Yeah, but I honestly thought I'd come up with an original joke. However I suppose that's impossoble these days. All the new ones are really not that good.

There's no such thing as an original joke!

Yes, that is beginning to worry me. I must create an original joke. . .

heloooooooo ppl!
im back from holls now whoop whoop!

hmm aint got ne new jokes but i got a oldish 1 that might make u chuckle.
There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they were stranded in
the desert and there car broke down and they all decided to take one item with
them so the burnet took her cell phone just incase she got a signal some where
she could call for help the red head took her canteen of water the blond took
the car door after walking for 3 hours the blonde said oh yah i for got i
carried this door the whole time and forgot to roll down the window no wonder i
ahve been so hot

You won't succeed. It's impossible.

And OMG PANKS BACK! *runs from the bad jokes* xP

Welcome back from your holidays.


Interesting joke, but the task is to create an original one. With the collective hive mind of the forum we shall prevail!

well, every1 knows my bad jokes r so bad, theyre funny XP

That could be open to debate.

Bad jokes are funny because they're so bad you laugh at their bad...ness.

well make a debate i dont mind lol.
why did the fish blush?
because the sea weed!!!!
muahahaha

I've read that about a billion times on the backs of penguin bars. I could probably recite them all to you.

That one is just groan worthy... however.

go on recite them all that would b wkd!

It's too late.

sigh* was lookin forward to a good laugh.

That would just be sad and worrying...

what are you trying to say?

A list of penguin wrapper jokes...

Hey, I'll get round to it, don't you worry.

Not Penguin jokes..... please not penguin jokes....Its torture reading those...

And anyway, i much prefer situational comedy...Its a lot funnier imo...Like when someone talks abotu something and then starts to explain how that it doesnt make sense...XD..Or taes the piss out of some seemingly random object...."One dips" anyone? XD

dont get u..

Packet of Peanuts - may contain nuts

Bottom of a package - do not turn upside down

dont get you either lol.

Those are written on packages. But they are pointless. A packet of peanuts has a "may contain nuts" warning... DUH, they are nuts! And writing do not turn upside down on the bottom of a box... kinda pointless...