Teacher: How do you spell 'Wrong'?
Boy: r-o-n-g, miss
Teacher: Thas's wrong!
Boy: Good, I got it right then

Haha, so bad they're good. They made me laugh a bit.

Teacher: If you add 387 and 769, then double it and divide by 5, what do you get?
Boy: The wrong answer miss.

*slap*

..387
+769
1156
..x2
2312
../5
..462.4

Easy.

LOL THESE jokes r awsomley bad theyre good!

I knew Grim would do that ¬¬

Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?

TEACHER: Tell me an animal that lives in Lapland.
BOY: A reindeer, sir.
TEACHER: Good! Now tell me one more
BOY: Er...., another reindeer!

Of course! xP

And lol.

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Lol, thats good...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

I love blonde jokes..... Cept im Naturally blonde..... *looks round hoping no one has noticed*

looooool dr dr jokes rock, ill find another one for 2moro, itl b the joke of all jokes :p

I should just copy some out from Mock the Week (I'm watching it now).

Ah, so thats why you started talking to me about MTW, I was tring to attarct your attention to my name at the time lol

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

LOVE THAT JOKE!!! some people may have heard me say it before in the common room

LOL. Blonde jokes are just jokes about stupid people. I really don't see where the blonde stuff came from...

Coz as you can tell from talking to me alot.... BLONDES ARE STUPID!!! XD

ME = PRIME EXAMPLE.... even if my hair is a dark brunette atm even now ive got blonde highlights

lol blondes rnt stupid but this jokes funny..

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."

Lol that ones good XD

btw just to state i have nothing against blondes i just think some of the jokes are funny (just go on google and type in funny jokes u get a gazillion of them!!!)

Lol, If i had something against blondes Id hate myself XD

But there are some blondes that should just be shot......

know wut u meen lol :p

Lol, me probs being one of them XD

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

I'd swear this is just going to turn into a blonde jokes thread...

lol well i got to admit blonde jokes r funny

Coz there so damn funny ROFL

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

LOL!!! FUNNY. im off now c ya =]=]