I've been off work a fair emount recently. Not because I just want to skive off work but because I am genuinely ill. A few weeks ago I couldn't go in for a couple of days because I had the zhits and today I am absent because of some major headache that carried over from yesterday morning. I am ill dammit! I know that when I go back in tomorrow I'm going to have a hard time about it because I have probably only had 90% attendance for the past couple of months.

maybe u drink too much

90% attendance is very good IMFOH

Heh, I drink a reasonable amount... I only drink mad on weekends. I can't afford to drink too much (alcohol).

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ye, bad for the liver.

And wallet.

surely they shouldn't be too bad if you are usually there and have been genuinely ill?

They'll want a doctors note. But it seems to be a different thing every time.

Hmm, are they going to pwn you? have fun talking to them...

"101 ways to bunk off work" by aaron "cunning"ton

Ghost written with David "Brataccas" Hendry.

your some bass eh

bass? wtf?

I think that's some sort of fish.

Anyway, yeah the chat went well. It went so well in fact that they gave me a pay rise, put me on a pension scheme and gave me BUPA health care. I'm not kidding.

Bass - fish, low frequency music etc.

Seriously? So a bad talk went really well?

A bad talk went very well indeed. I should be able to afford a new computer soon! I'll sell off my old one on Ebay!

Coolio, I still want to nick that graphics card! xP

I would still want to go WOOTAGE! AND WOPOPO! during half past 29

... You make no sense, Bratty! Then again you never do and now you've been mixed with alcohol...

I've recently discovered that while my graphics card may be better than a 6800, it is a bit of a failure amongst the high end 7 series cards. Regardless of it being technically the most powerful graphics card in the 7 series, its performance can sometimes suck quite hard. I've noticed this a lot. [size=24][url=http://www23.tomshardware.com/graphics.html?modelx=33&model1=517&model2=519&chart=196]Watch how the 7950GX2 gets pwned by its 7900GTX little brother in every benchmark...[/url][/size]

That could be something to do with the SLi not being fully utilised?

a bass is slang for "boss" in irish

Why didn't you just say boss then?

cos ah cannae talk english like lol, so that maks yerself some bass eh

You're a Scot obsessed with India and uses Irish slang? Weird.

There were no bus services yesterday morning because of the floods between Newent and Gloucester. Apparently, work are calling this a 'pattern of absences' and they are 'keeping tabs' on me. It's as if it's not a good enough excuse. I wish I could work from home.

Well that's just weird. Can't you do any work from home to keep them happy?