Mr. Cadbury met Ms. Rowntree on a Double Decker, It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, in front of the Fisherman’s Friend pub. He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the whole” she said in a quiet Wispa.

“I’m Marathon, the one with the Nuts” he said!

Then he touched her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight!

Sadly 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms. Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!

lol

Oh dear i cannot unread it!

I lol'd

Then i read it again

I cringed.

Awesome.

Rofl

Good grief.

i....didnt understand it

All the nouns are different popular confectionery, here in the UK.

I feel bad for the foreign contingent.

So for all of you. Be happy you can't understand for "What has been seen cannot be unseen"