I got a bit bored and decided to screw around with this site, first convo I had;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: lo
Stranger: penis
Stranger: omg ur so slow
Stranger: p
Stranger: e
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: s
Stranger: taste good
Stranger: FUCKKKK U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd.

anicechat.net is always amusing

You: So yeah
You: Horse Tranquilisers?
You: Do you have a dealer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So yeah, Catalystic converters
You: Where can I get me the x2-308-JP32 model, do you know?
Stranger: dude why would you need a catalystic converter XD
You: So I can convert cataclysms, ofcourse!
Stranger: mm if u say so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Dad, is that you?
You: omg, it's really you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: yo
You: omg
Stranger: asl
You: Your talking to me?
You: Finally, a friend
You: Nobody ever talks to me
Stranger: i wonder y
Stranger: how old r u
You: I am old enough for anything
You: 7
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Help me
You: I just took 2 pills, thinking they were paracetamol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

Heh, nice Harry

You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl?
You: The game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I demand more Harry win

Running out of idea's.

I just spent the last 10 convo's with "Lock eyes from across the room" until sombody sang it with me...
I have sooo many No's and wtf's.

Try an "I accidentally the whole thing" esque one.

You: Help
You: I accidently the whole internet
Stranger: you accidently the whole internet..
Stranger: really?
You: Yes :s
You: Is this bad?
Stranger: well firstly it doesn't actually make sense
Stranger: so it's not really for me to say
You: I accidently my English
You: Help me, Messiah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I accidently my sister
Stranger: hi asl?
You: What should I do?

Stranger: hola
You: I accidenlty my penis!
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO
Stranger: eat it

WIN.

Another suggestion

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: Hey, ASL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: kevin jonas?!
You: Hey, asl?

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: Hey, asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: Hey, asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Those convos went well

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO U
Stranger: no u
You: NO U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: STERLING!
You: NO U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hiiiiiiii
You: One i would do you know
You: You don't have to spam me with them
You: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: Hey, asl?
Stranger: i like sex offenders
You: Really? Why would you like sex offenders?
Stranger: there so funny
Stranger: whats the best way to cook dog?
You: Funny, I don't see what's funny about sex offences
You: And I have no idea, ask a Korean
Stranger: sex offences are very funny
Stranger: are you korean?
You: nope, fraid not
Stranger: frayed knot?
You: The worst kind of knot
Stranger: you really think so?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: hey
You: hey, asl?
Stranger: 15 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: OMG, same, where abouts?
Stranger: midwest
You: Seriously? So am I! Which state?
Stranger: michigan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: Hey, asl?
Stranger: hey 15 f usa u?
You: Same, where abouts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: i must be Paranoid 'cuz i know who you are ~JONAS<3
Stranger: re u jonatica?
You: hey, asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: HIIII
You: hey, asl?
Stranger: haa yr funnny playing tht bullshit on me
Stranger: 15 f ny
You: Huh, asl is bullshit then you answer anyway?
Stranger: whyy nott
You: fair enough
Stranger: lol asl?
You: Same, actually, wanna meet up?
Stranger: WATS YR ASL
You: 15 f ny
Stranger: noo thts minee
You: Yeah, but mines the same
Stranger: oohhh
Stranger: wat part of ny
You: Manhattan, yourself?
Stranger: queeens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Everyone on Omegle appears to be 15fusa

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: For <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> sake I told you to leave me alone!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Haudi partner
Stranger: why hello
You: what do you think about peanuts?
Stranger: hmm, dry roasted are alright
Stranger: what do you think?
You: i wanna marry a peanut when i grow up
Stranger: tbh man who doesnt?
You: they have sexy curves
Stranger: they do
Stranger: i totally agree
You: once my peanut blew me
Stranger: you made it too weird


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: COUNTING ALL THE ASSHOLES IN THE ROOM
Stranger: 2!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.