a.... sounds pretty good actually! can i be one aswell?

no!!! thats only one person in the world who can be! ME!: HAHAHD

but since u failed at sayin what u wanna become i say i wanna be a profesional dancer

pro dancers can get some nasty injuries. that why i'd like to become a padded room fitter

lol i thought u said insults haha!

padded room fitter is overrated thats why id like to be bart simpson

bart Simpson is a pretty ghay guy. that why i'd like to become Cartman

cartman is rude. thats why i wanna be Queen Elisabeth

Queen Betty is really old and cool, that's why i'd like to be someone really....erm forgetful who cant ever finish a sen- oh nice sig!

someone really....erm forgetful who cant ever finish a sen- oh nice sig! doesnt make sence thats why id like to become lady gaga -.- that eighter makes no sence

lady Gaga has a penis, that's why i'd like to work for the paparazzi

she dont. and papparazi bets beaten up by the celebs thats why i wanna be a celeb so i can beat u:P

not all celebs are tough. thats why i'd like to be Russell Crowe
http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videorusslecrow.html

russell crowe is just a russel crow thats why id like to be a HD tv meaning everyone would love me

Everyone except the now redundant Tv's Thats why i'd like to become a dream because dreams are nice and different for everyone!

a dream because dreams are nice and different for everyone is to uniqe thats why i wanna be a common school bus

common bus is common. i'd like to be (and i am) the Noob School bus

a noble school bus is for snobs, thats why id wanna be a homeles monkey entertainer

monkies are pretty meh. thats why i'd like to become a Bear of sorts

a bear of sorts isnt pretty thats why id like to become a beauty queen with a sextape scandale so i get alot of attention from the press and then i get disqualified from the pagent, then i would turn into this <FEMALE DOG> who dont think of anyone btu myself

thats a mouth full and i cant keep up. thats why i'd like to be someone who isnt tying on a defecting laptop

thats sounds like shit, thats why i wanna become shit

shit is smelly. thats why i'd like to become Fabreze

i dont know what that is so thats why i wanna be a dictonary

being a dictionary is boring, you know too much. Thats why I want to be mexican.

(Fabreze is used to clean clothes)

a mexican is way to misunderstood thats why i wanna be a guide in the royal park

The royal park sounds lame and slow, that's why I'd like to become the very best,
Like no-one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide...