i dont know ryan thats why id like to be mcWill

Everybody wants to be a mcWill and that isn't nice, that's why I want to be a Harry.

harry is occupied, thats why id like to be a dog that is chasing a cat who just caught a mouse who just had stolen a bit of cheese from the rich overclass wife who just divorced her ungrateful husband she has two children with who just graduated as doctors and who is planning on saving the world from the horrible faith of the end of the world at 2012

wouldn't we all....

Harry has a powerlevel <9000. thats why i'd like to be a meme

edit: thats why i'd like to be a better anti ninja poster

you were too late thats why id still like to be a dog that is chasing a cat who just caught a mouse who just had stolen a bit of cheese from the rich overclass wife who just divorced her ungrateful husband she has two children with who just graduated as doctors and who is planning on saving the world from the horrible faith of the end of the world at 2012

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Memes are too cool and I am not, That's why I want to be a coder.

coder is a coder thats why id like to become a

Light Bender

Making neon lights seems like it would be a relatively easy job, but it requires a lot of precision and electrical work. Apparently if the lights don't have the proper thickness and shaping, they will amount to nothing more than broken glass. This job has to be quite lucrative in a town like Las Vegas

Being a light bender sounds gay, that's why I want to be a light bender.

haha

a light bender makes your hands hurt thats why id like to become Ostrich Babysitter

Apparently this guy gets to sit in a field full of ostrich and make sure that they didn't peck each other to death or get stolen. Any job where you can sit down, read a book and do absolutely no work is always a plus, but I have heard that these birds' behavior can get a little aggressive.

Ostrich's would peck every one therefore i would liek to be an Animal Shelter owner.

animal shelter owner is getting broke from all the food, thats why id like to be a Gum Buster

Have you ever sat in a park bench and had the misfortune of placing your hand in old gum? Well that's where these guys come in, removing gum that resides all over the place.

a gum buster's hands must be horrible and sticky at the least a disguesting job, therefore i'd like to be an official chocolate tester.

that will result in alot of gained weight thats why id like to become a Nasty Stunt Producer

Perhaps you've tuned in to shows like Fear Factor which use insane stunts involving all sorts of insect and animal parts intended on grossing the contestants out. Well this profession's job is to research these insects and animals and make sure the stunts are safe and appropriate for the shows. Huge cockroach, bon appetit.

nasty stun producers have to do loads of health and safety checks which are boring which is why i'd like to become a stunt actor.

a stunt actor will get hurt thats why id liek to become a Fountain Pen Repairer

Honestly, I think most of us would have to be fairly wealthy and care a hell of a lot about our fountain pens to have them repaired rather than go buy another pen.

a fountain pen repairer would be broke from no sales so i would like to work in WHsmith and sell cheap pens and make money

but then you'd be robbed since u got rich thats why id like to become a snake Milker

If you ever get bitten by a poisonous snake you'll be grateful these people know how to work with animals. They are responsible for getting the venom out of snakes to make the anti-venom. Be honest, which one of you thought that snakes had actual milk glands?

Why would you want to be a snake miller, they sound like they work with venemous materials.

That's why I want to become a toy so lot's of people will play with me.

a toy so lot's of people will play for me, can be quite disturbing, having people dragging you all around thats why id like to become a stone so i could just hang around chilling alone

stones are boring. thats why i'd like to become a black hole

a black hole.. is even more boring thats why id like to become a star

when stars die they become black holes and become boring themselves.
thats why i'd like to be an Ice Road Trucker!

ice road trucker is dangerouse thats why i wanna become a nolifer stuck behind the pc thinking that i should gte up and out in the world and become a gardener for the king and babysit his children when he is busy with his wife

a is a pretty hard life thats why i'd like to become a Bat Cave Scavenger

a Bat Cave Scavenger is just the lamest thing i've heard thats why id like tobecome a confused gay swordsman living in my own fantasy world where i was the queen and my house was made of candy and the water tasted like champange and i was living happily ever after with my perfectly normal friend made of snow