intended to be a facepoke status update but was denied due to size issues.




I woke up late, to silence, nobody awake in the house, nobody on the roads, nobody in the streets and I thought nothing of it. I did as I do in a morning and left the house not an hour after waking up. There were cars parked in the streets but the only movement was that of leafs. my heart was racing but in an an amused manner, such a stupid idea but I was ready for it "Z Day". But then a car shot past with unscrupulous haste, my ever optimistic mind screamed "A survivor obviously speeding from some family members alive again cadaver clawing at their door" but then an elderly gentleman turned the corner and then another and the desolate street was filled with life once more. As much as the extinction of life as we know it would be a terrible shame in some respects in others it would be more than acceptable and I have no doubt I would be forced to revel in it. I recoiled from my fantasies and trudged onward.

Nannal, it's happening here too, we need to start again, we need to hole up. If you know a place where we can hide up, I'll try to get to you, otherwise, Stowmarket High School sixth form block, room C16. I'm waiting

Relax, the zombie apocalypse is not due until late 2012.

I'll bring guns, ammo and lube

There should be some good holding points in Warwick uni, I think.

but population density is an issue.

Not really, it would be faily deserted in a zombie apocalypse as all the lectures and research would stop.

Yes but it's near a city right?

On the very edge, though I see your point.

if it's any help I've got an unsharpened sword and a baseball bat outside my door to fend off an army of zombie chavs who dont need to be dead to gnaw on each others moldy scabs

Dude.

One of my fav things to ponder.

Though most of you would likely be too slow and scared, and I would have to leave you / use as bait / push into oncoming zombie horde.

I laugh as scottie overreacts pushes me to the floor and runs away into a horder of zombies attracted by his loud footsteps and heavy breathing. While he gets devoured ill try to slowly slip away.......