What do you think about when you are on the loo?

What do you look at when you are on the loo?

Also

How far down do you pull your undergarments when on the loo?

What ever I was doing before, Generally the toilet roll holder, the door or the floor and all the way down

I read.

I use the toilet.

Memories, plans what you usually think either on or off the toliet.

Play on my phone or listen to musiccc

and by my knees <3 yourself?

I think about squeezing my poo out.

i read and take off all my clothes

I think about "OMG WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!?!?!?!??" i genrally look at the holder then realise theres no loo roll! and about to my shins

PSP, depending one what it is on the bristol scale, the window above me - shins

I quite enjoy having a shit, xD.

And tbh im gozzer +1.

iff im really bored ill consider having a wank after. j.k xD

I "read" the monthly issue of FHM
OR i do some crosswords.

I am i the only one who forces it out and gets the <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> on with whatever i was doing beforehand?

No.

i usually do my bathroom ritual before shitting which is basically just spinning around hysterically in the bathroom and then when its close to coming out i sit on the toilet seat and BBOOOMMMMMMMMMM it all comes out in a second and im free to continue what i was doing before

i think about digestion when i poo, i look at the floor
pull downn to knees

Get a Catheter and don't eat solids, problem solved.

I think deeper things such as the meaning of life, the origin of the universe and everything else. I come so close to the answers everytime but the feeling of having a crap just forces the answer to slip away.

High fibre diet time

So who here sits on the toilet backwards?

i do

I do believe we had quite a mundane conversation on TS about this very subject O_o Was quite an odd experience!

That's going back