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Author:  Demonata [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:21 pm ]
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Small child crying: Wheres my teddy bear

*people screaming* ROARRR!!!!!

Child: there he is :)

Author:  freezze12 [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:53 am ]
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(At the back of a bus) Hey aren't you the driver?

Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:09 pm ]
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(on a plane) Attention all passengers, we will be experiencing some turbulence due to the amount of alcohol our pilot has consumed. Please remain calm.

Author:  Si [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:04 pm ]
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Person 1: I hear the driver was banned from driving for driving the wrong way down a motorway at 200mph.
Person 2: BS
Driver: O RLY?

Author:  freezze12 [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:31 pm ]
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Urgh I just found half a frog in my KFC
Cool...Were's the other half

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:40 pm ]
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(at the dinner table)
I hope ur not illergic 2 nuts cus i like 2 rest mine on the table

Author:  Wynney [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:47 pm ]
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you know, i was voted the best bank robber 4 years running :)

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:50 pm ]
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I heard tht george bush was goin 2 make an embarrising scene at the ellection

Author:  BrainDead [ Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:16 am ]
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Holy crap i just found some chicken in my KFC!
OMGWUT NO WAI

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:52 pm ]
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Come on!! How can u not like my commercial for visiting iraq:

Iraq, why be in one place wen u can be in several ;)

Author:  Skillers [ Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:59 pm ]
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"Did you know I'm a cannibal?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, and I'm quite pekish at the moment"

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:06 pm ]
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For god sake!! Stop screaming!! I was going 2 remove those bodies from ur bathroom as soon as the police stopped looking

Author:  freezze12 [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:25 pm ]
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So I was looking at the AOL homepage...

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:00 pm ]
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The worst things 2 write in a lonely hearts column:

Do u like handcuffs? Does the idea of being kidnapped turn u on? Thn ull luv me!! ;)

Author:  Wynney [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:29 pm ]
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lost - virginity, please call if found.

Author:  Skillers [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:23 pm ]
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"come preinfected with all the latest STDs, perfect for those who gotta catch 'em all!"

Author:  freezze12 [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:49 pm ]
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Short, angry, male student with terrible acne and bacne, seeks...

(If you don't get it, it's a description of myself)

Author:  dr dudemeister [ Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:06 pm ]
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sex ur seeking: Im a man, of course im seeking sex!!
Hair: yes
height: some
preferences: dead or alive

Author:  Wynney [ Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:56 am ]
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preferences: dead or alive[/quote]

even some ladies play video games ;)

Author:  Demonata [ Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:09 am ]
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Whats that supposed to mean?

Author:  Demonata [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:09 pm ]
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This is your captain speaking...

we are out at the moment please leave your message after the tone...

*beeeeeep*

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