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Eh hem, I think its best we drop that now....

Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a + b = c

This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3

HEHE!!

(and before you say anything.... ITS MATHS!! I DONT CARE!!!)

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weird sum :?

can someone fill in gaps plz :(

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Demonata, proof that proof is wrong (and for all those who are thinking wtf);

a + b = c
a + b - c = 0

Therefore, you are either say 0 = 0 (4*0 and 3*0), or are dividing by 0, which is impossible.

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I knew you would do that.... ITS MATHS... I DONT CARE.. !!!

:shock: it was a joke anyhuu

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xP

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LOL, bad bad bad...

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Am i allowed to post naughty jokes on here(dirty)?? becuze i dont know mant that arent xP :lol:

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Well, depends just how dirty...

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go for it hell, if theyre too bad then we can just delete ur post XD
i know ive got plenty :) another random one (makes me feel sick..)

2 men were sitting outside a pub called the queens legs, a man walked by and said
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and there all guna be bout girls.... ¬¬

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Audi!

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You only like that jkoke because it features Audis, don't you?

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HELL YEH!!! AUDIS RULE!!!

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Exactly why I thought I would get that response, lol...

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No no no lol They not ALL about girls... just the morgority. Trust me you'll like 'em. But thats only if im allowed :mrgreen:

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Typical :roll:

You can say them, if they're not too bad and aren't offensive...

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Typical :roll:

You can say them, if they're not too bad and aren't offensive...


Nearly Every <GOOD> joke is offensive, but ill think of one which wont offened any one here :mrgreen:

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Well most aren't that offensive!

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fine nobod take notee in my joke then lol.

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Cos it's too dodgy too comment on, lol.

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i understand XD

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Good good.

So anyone got any non dodgy jokes?

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Oh no, return of the blonde jokes!

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lol,
what would happen if a smart blonde and santa clause jumped off a 500 foot cliffe into the sea?

nothing because neither of them exist (apart from santa)

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