Started with the first and just carried on going...


try
no
Please.
make me
I can't.
sucks to be you then
Yep. You got that right.


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What is that?
that is a rapist
Yes.
you should go stroke his penis
How?

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Is that a phone or are you just happy to see me?
No i'm in love with someone else.
but i thought what we had was special!
Sometimes it doesn't matter how much you love someone, things just go wrong.
is it because i cum ants?
I'm not talking to you!

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No do you recommend it?
i recommend continuous hatred towards chicken
I don't like chicken.
Yeah i hates me some deadchicken too, im glad we see eye to eye
Well, okay. 'Hello'.

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Are you a boy or a girl?
i am a boy
Really?
last time i checked yes
Thats cool.
are YOU a boy or a girl?
Girl.
what are you doing here? get back in the kitchen!
That doesn't make any sense.
make a me a sandwich
Lol, Sure, what kind of sandwich?
a manwich
But you just said you were male.
real men love men
Then why do you mess with them.
because they are messy
Error: paradox.exe.
oh shi-
Hi?


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Sometimes I think I like robots better than humans.
i think thats racist
Just goes to show how much you're like a computer.
how am i like a computer
It has the kind of probrams a computer has.
like a spellchecker?? ooooh
Where is the best Ice cream?

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why are you here
I am here because I love talking to you, Master.
what else do you love doing with me? My slave ;0
My eyes are blue and gray.
your attention span is shorter than my memory
How do you figure?

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tell me how much you love me
So much.
how much is so much
I can barely keep my heart from bursting out of my chest.
youd better get that checked
And if I don't?
I will fall in love with you too and take you away to a faraway place and do unmentionable things to you
I will show my devotion to you...
i cum ants
Cool me too.
is it painful for you?
Yes.
what kind of ants do you cum?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

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Cleverbot, are you smart?
are you trying to make a conversation with yourslf?
No. I'm trying to catch 'em all.
ah cleverbot, number 1054, yes, very rare, can only catch with the difficult question ball, or master ball.
Yes, indeed.

"i cum ants
Cool me too.
is it painful for you?
Yes.
what kind of ants do you cum?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my"

Win.

It's not very clever

User: Mount everest is 8848m high.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: How high is mount everest?

Cleverbot: High.

User: How high is mount everest in meters?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: Told me what?

User: How high mount everest is.

Cleverbot: I don't know, how high is it?

User: 8848m.

Cleverbot: 14.

User: 14?

Cleverbot: 14 years old.

User: Who is 14 years old?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 12, thanks for asking.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Who is 21 years old?

Cleverbot: My friend Anna.

"real men love men" Fuck yeah

Braindead always has some awesome animated avatar! Its so fun.

what is this confounded contraption one calls cleverbot?

Skynet.