<Dopper> i accidently watched some japanese porn
<Hawke> Accidentally?
<Dopper> i noticed that the men have really small wieneres
<Dopper> i would be a god in japan
<Dopper> with my penis
<Hawke> How can you ACCIDENTALLY watch Japanese pornography?
<Hawke> If your friend gave you a link, fair enough.... but seriously
<Dopper> jap girls are like
<Dopper> ”oh yeah stick your 1.5inch penor in me*
<Dopper> *oh its so big*
<Dopper> etc
<Dopper> i lol'd
<Hawke> 1.5inches? You've got to be joking...
<Dopper> well not really i dont know
<Dopper> i didnt measure
<Hawke> Average penis size at the top of my head is around 5-6inches long... something like that.
<Hawke> Germans apparently have the thickest penises in the world.
<Hawke> French have the longest.
<Hawke> English apparently fail all round at it.
<Hawke> So when you meet a good looking girl, say your name is Hans and you live in Paris.
<Dopper> lold @ the german thing
<Dopper> .lol
<Dopper> finnish people have the ...idk hairyest?
<Hawke> No idea
<Dopper> xD
<Dopper> mine is like a jungle
<Hawke> Finland resembles a whale- true story.
<Dopper> yeah ture
<schlurbi> Cant you do this in private chat?
<Hawke> Italy is a woman's boot.
<Hawke> Nope, IRC ftw for private chats.
<Dopper> why?
<Dopper> irc=talk
<Dopper> talk=irc
<Hawke> Schlurbi, you are loving every bit of this talk.
<Dopper> talk with hawke=irc
<Dopper> schlurbi has a wide penis=irc
<schlurbi> and yes, my penis is thicker than then the most of the one i saw in porns
<Dopper> lool
<Dopper> lies
<Hawke> Actually... lets wait for Skillers.
<Dopper> is it like a pancake?
<Hawke> He has tons of male sexual slaves.
<Hawke> We can ask him about penises, he has seen enough to know.

i lol'd

It got worse

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<schlurbi> LOL
whut?
[01:50] <Hawke> Dopper> is it like a pancake? HAHAHAHA!]
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[01:51] <Dopper> back
:d
<Hawke> Dopper = legend
<Dopper> Schlurbi is known as the cook amongst women
<Hawke> *insert my laughter here*
<Dopper> *ding* your pancakes with cream is ready*
<Hawke> ROFL!
<schlurbi> Dopper what?
<Dopper> thehres even home delivery
[01:52] <Hawke> ROFLMFAO
this is going in user quotes... it's too epic to late it go to waste
<Dopper> heh
tis funny
[01:53] <schlurbi> it already is
[01:54] <Hawke> Heh, I'l fix that for you.
<Dopper> what is?
your pancake?
<Hawke> Our little convo.
<Dopper> oh wait
MANcake
XDD
<Hawke> xD
Skillers is probably dead- laughed himself to death.
[01:55] <schlurbi> lol
<Dopper> yeah xD
[01:56] <Hawke> Anyways where were we?
Ah yes... penises.
[01:57] In terms of penis to body size ratio, the barnacle has the largest penis in the whole animal kingdom.
<Dopper> http://www.maryslifejob.com/index.php?t ... w=pulsepop
shes a <FEMALE DOG>
for some reason
i feel like punching her
[01:58] <Hawke> Indeed... just like footballers- paid to do f-all.
<Dopper> even though i woudnt hit a girl
<Hawke> How come
Girls are like men only they have breasts and no testicles.
<schlurbi> rofl
[01:59] <Hawke> And that's their physical properties.
When we get down to mental.... woman are just men without logic and reason.
<Dopper> lols
[02:00] and a hole
well a bigger hole
<schlurbi> lol
<Hawke> Depends on the girl.
Although the average vagina is 6-7inches in length at the top of my head, it varies from woman to woman.
[02:01] Although if you find you are having trouble accessing such a private part, think of it this way: "Any hole is a goal".
<Dopper> !dond tight vaginas for the win?
<TCHSBot> YOU TARD THERES ONE ALREADY GOING!
[02:02] <Dopper> i woudnt stick it in the pooper
well not with a comdonom
<Hawke> Why somebody would wish to take part in anal intercourse is completely disturbing.
Even with a condom, it's ridiculous.
<Dopper> anal is so gay
[02:03] <Hawke> Indeed.
<schlurbi> If Skillers reads this
he will facepalm
<Hawke> Nah, he will laugh and agree,
<Dopper> yeah
i mean
srsly
<Hawke> before dying of laughter.
<schlurbi> and i would try Anal Sex, but only with a girl
<Dopper> poo comes out of there
<Hawke> Exactly.
<Dopper> without a condom?
<schlurbi> with
<Hawke> No way.
Even with a condom...if it breaks, you're screwed.
[02:04] Infections in your penis ftw.
<Dopper> i would try it with a condom
<schlurbi> lol
<Dopper> a good condom
<Hawke> Serious infection will result in amputation.
<Dopper> not the ones whichj break
<schlurbi> a lot of people are performing anal without condom
<Dopper> but think about it
teres poo in there
<schlurbi> and their penises dont rot
<Dopper> no matter how good you wipe
there is poo
<schlurbi> no dopper
<Dopper> in there
IT R P00
<schlurbi> no
<Dopper> well poo once came there
so yeah
i rest my case
[02:05] <schlurbi> you <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> into the ass yes, but you <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> the place where no poo is
<Hawke> Which is where exactly?
<Dopper> how many holes are in ass
xD
<Hawke> A rectum is a closed tube.
<schlurbi> xD
<Hawke> Hah, nice one Dopper xD
But yes, you seem to be an expert on this Schlurbi?
Do continue to lecture.
[02:06] <schlurbi> look at this for example xD
http://cancerinfo.tri-kobe.org/for_pati ... 457840.jpg
<Hawke> No thanks.
<schlurbi> the poo is more the way up
<Hawke> I'd rather not
<schlurbi> its a medical picture :O
no pron
<Hawke> Doctors are perverts.
[02:07] <schlurbi> lmao
<Hawke> No doctor is going to come near me with a rubber finger.
<schlurbi> wtf! http://www.installationart.net/Images/a ... ewSphi.jpg
xD
who builds something like that? xD
[02:08] <Hawke> But Doppers has a point to be fair.
Even in the rectum there will be traces of faeces.
And that is enough to infect your precious penis.
Too worse an infection, chop chop and it comes off.
<schlurbi> yeh sure
<Dopper> yeah =d
well not infection
but sitll
[02:09] i woudnt like shit on my dick
<schlurbi> how many people lost their cock because they had anal sex? xD
rofl
<Hawke> That's the kind of statistic I don't actually know.
But I can imagine... they were masturbating then they ripped their own penis off accidentally.
[02:10] <Dopper> hawke you bonerkiller! XDD
j/k
[02:11] <schlurbi> oh god
<Hawke> Admittedly they were wrong when they said masturbation makes you go blind.... unless you have a seriously messed up aim and get yourself in the eye.
<Dopper> t was a joke
but how can you rip your own cock off?
<Hawke> Too strong a grip?
[02:12] <schlurbi> 03:11 - [TCHS] schlurbi: If you come back. Dont scroll up in irc
03:11 - [TCHS] schlurbi: really dont.
Thats what i wrote to Skillers now
<Hawke> You shouldn't have told him that.
Now he will.
<schlurbi> i know ^^
<Hawke> Reverse Psychology,
<Skillers> i always scroll up
<FEMALE DOGS>
<Hawke> Uhoh.. he's back.
<schlurbi> ROFL
[02:13] <Hawke> *prepares to run*
<Skillers> nah, I cba, just seeing what the flashing was for
<schlurbi> lmao
<Hawke> You're missing out on a hell of a lot of lols
a hell of a lot
<schlurbi> a part is in user quotes tho
<Hawke> a broken part that I shall fix later this morning when I can be bothered
[02:14] <Dopper> hawke we should run
xD
<Hawke> Indeed xD
[02:15] <schlurbi> Im off now anyway. Loaded those 2 Porns and will take a look.
<Hawke> Why do people actually watch porn?
<schlurbi> experience
[02:16] <Hawke> You gain experience through watching porn?
That's like saying you can fly a helicopter through watching some action movies.
One wrong move and you'll end up dead.
<schlurbi> I can
how can you die while <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING>?
[02:17] <Dopper> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJeiwGK7DIQ <--skillers reaction to me and hawkes chat
haha schlurbi i have watched so much porn if a girl wanted to have sex i would know everythiiing!
XD
[02:18] user quotes here i come? D=
<schlurbi> what is 2girls1 cup exactly?
<Dopper> oh you have to watch it
i mean they take ice cream
[02:19] and eat it like bigs
pigs*
free2g1c.com
<schlurbi> Selfmade chocolate ice cream huh?
<Dopper> homemade
<schlurbi> i will just vomit them
<Dopper> made of various foods
<schlurbi> wont watch it
<Dopper> watch it
<schlurbi> no
<Dopper> i'll consider you a real man
if you watch it
<Hawke> How can people die whilst having sex?
<schlurbi> i am not watching 2 women eatcing shit, man
[02:20] <Hawke> Do you even know what happens to a body when it is having sex?
<Dopper> watch 1guy1jar
WATCH IT SCHLURB
<schlurbi> dunno that
but wont watch it
<Dopper> OR I SHALL RAKE YOU WITH A RAPE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
[02:21] <schlurbi> try
<Hawke> that's you'll rape him with a rake Dopper
not the other way around
[02:22] <schlurbi> lool
[02:23] anyway. im off to bed before Dopper gives me links off pooeating girls
[02:24] naight
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[02:25] <Dopper> free2g1c.comfree2g1c.comfree2g1c.comfree2g1c.comfree2<cut for line break>
damn pancake
<Hawke> xD
[02:28] right, saved the whole convo
I'll fix Schlurbi's quote later this morning
[02:32] Skillers, are you still with us?
[02:35] Nope, he's dead from laughter.

I can't beleive how much I just laughed at that...

haha i knew it

Tl;dr

You should, it'w worth it

<3 the facepalm *wud love to have wynneys bind atm*

I said Skillers would laugh... a pity he didn't die from his laughter though.

Thanks

I laughed more at that convo than any other convo I've ever read, probs

hawke we shall do this again someday

You'll have to find out.

I lost all my binds after a reinstall

I match your bet met and raise you a...

!

And yet you love every bit of it.

Man... this convo was EPIC. xD

technically that picture is facepalms