Heh

go for it helly, you only live once

:O phew.
i was worrying when i read the title lol
i thought he was kidnapped or hostage or in debt to the wrong people.
*takes deep breaths*

nope just sleeping with his swimming coach

Pedophile!
he away on some trip?

not at the moment he isnt, but he will be on friday i think cos hes going to miss the source mod night, never fear, hellys the one coming onto his coach, not the other way around!

its a woman i hope?

well, its helly, so who knows! xD

rofl, I'll assume she is.
more accuratly, i'll assume helly thinks she is. but i guess he'll fin out soon enough.

I love topics like this.

i bet you do

>.<" dammit.

Ive got North East England race on Saturday and Sunday. Have to stay Friday night and sat night because i have to swim early in the morning. Hoping i will qualify for Nationals ^^ although i highly doubt that due to unhealthy diet throughout the week xD going to york =D

And SHE, the coach, is a woman! >.< a rather fat, bitter, scary woman... who tells me often about her nights out (gets bucket)

congrats helly, shes my aunty and im printing and posting .

btw, you have a job, pay for your own room ffs!

To be fair, if she's offering you a room I'd take it

helly says she, but hes offered no proof, and clearly he's making out he doesn't like her(/him) and in fact will jump at the chance when he gets it!

best of luck m8

ROFL

Sorry Helly!

no need to be ashamed helly, we all have our, erm, needs

Haha. Like playing with flat mates maybe? ^^

the very one

Everybody knows Hellys gonna be pretending it was me with him in that hotel.

yes, pretending gozzer

In that case;

this topic gets better and better!

Problem?

I am indeed a fat, bitter scary woman!