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Author:  schlurbi [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:27 pm ]
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Sammy Hagar was this close to having the day’s weirdest quote (it’s here) about extraterrestrial life, but then Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez gave a speech. “I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” he said, according to Reuters. There’s no indication he was joking, and the Wall Street Journal plays it the same way.

Chavez’s comment came during a speech to mark World Water Day. He added: “Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts.” The military action against Libya, he added, is all about water and oil reserves.


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Author:  azcn2503 [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:52 am ]
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Thanks.

Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:38 am ]
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schlurbi wrote:
Quote:
Sammy Hagar was this close to having the day’s weirdest quote (it’s here) about extraterrestrial life, but then Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez gave a speech. “I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” he said, according to Reuters. There’s no indication he was joking, and the Wall Street Journal plays it the same way.

Chavez’s comment came during a speech to mark World Water Day. He added: “Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts.” The military action against Libya, he added, is all about water and oil reserves.


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He sounds like a bit of a strange dish.

Author:  schlurbi [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:25 pm ]
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A security officer at the McNamara Federal Building stored a suspicious package that turned out to contain a bomb for three weeks before alerting authorities, said a spokesman for a union that represents guards at the site, who called the incident "a total embarrassment."
"He apparently set it aside," said David Wright, president of the American Federation of Government Employees Local 918, which represents the Federal Protective Service (FPS) employees, who guard the McNamara and other federal buildings around the country.

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Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:33 pm ]
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Lucky no one was killed there...

Author:  schlurbi [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:45 am ]
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Image
This Fish is now famous.


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Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:28 am ]
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I think it's a bit of a stretch to say the fish looks like Hitler. :P

Author:  schlurbi [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:04 am ]
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The Fish doesn't look like Hitler....Hitler looks like the Fish.

XD

Author:  schlurbi [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:06 pm ]
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Watch this video on Youtube.


Link to the News

Author:  Si [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:15 pm ]
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What. The. Fuck.

Author:  DHR-107 [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:23 pm ]
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That is awesome.

Author:  schlurbi [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:50 pm ]
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A 7-year-old German girl was shocked to find a large snake looking up at her from the potty this weekend.

Police in Hanover say they were called to an apartment in the Linden-Süd district on Saturday night after the girl’s mother telephoned them to report a serpent in her lavatory. The lily-livered cops refused to handle the toilet snake, they just took a photograph of it which they passed on to boffins and experts so they could identify the animal.

Link to Picture anf full Report

Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:01 pm ]
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Anywhere near to where you live? :P

Author:  schlurbi [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:25 pm ]
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Nah, if we have something crawling up the Loo it's a Mr. Hanky

Author:  schlurbi [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:05 pm ]
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Sometimes I wish Germany would be as interesting as the USA.
Link

And a Picture because I didn't post for the last Days.

Image

Author:  schlurbi [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:40 pm ]
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Shockingly, U.S. Regulators have reportedly given BP permission to go ahead with drilling in the same place where they caused the worst environmental disaster on our side of the globe--where 11 workers were killed and thousands were displaced because they lost their means of making a living in the waters of the Gulf.

Author:  Hawke [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:20 pm ]
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schlurbi wrote:

I'm certain they've learned their lesson from last time so will take extra measures to avoid Met taking control of their stuff and causing havoc with it. It's not really shocking or anything to be concerned about unless you see the Green Screen of Metrituteath.

For everything else:
Si wrote:
What. The. Fuck.


^sums up my thoughts.

Author:  schlurbi [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:49 pm ]
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A 12-year-old Dutch girl gave birth while on a school trip, sparking a police search Wednesday for the father of the child.
I actually wanted to post that when it was new, but yesterday I heard more about that.

Author:  schlurbi [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:29 pm ]
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The Reason why Georgia and Armenia had no Internets for quite a few Hours.

Author:  Lord Metritutus [ Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:21 am ]
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schlurbi wrote:


Heh, that's quite unlucky. ><

Author:  schlurbi [ Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:20 am ]
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This happened today, never expected something like this in Germany.

Author:  schlurbi [ Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:33 pm ]
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I need one

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Author:  Si [ Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:29 pm ]
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I swear your random news gets more random each time :P

Author:  Hawke [ Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:54 pm ]
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Si wrote:
I swear your random news gets more random each time :P

It's news that he needs a male love doll now? ;|

Author:  Si [ Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:12 pm ]
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no that a "winning" love doll exists

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