The things I've learned in my trip to the EU Parlaiment in Strasbourg.
-Swedish women are hot
-Slovakian women are hot as well
-1.59€ for a six pack of beer is awesome
-German beer is awesome too
-Scottish Whisky is also awesome
-The parliament needs some airconditioning, i had to be in my t-shirt and it was 3 degrees outside, thats what happens when 600 teenagers are stuffed into a room i suppose.
-Politicians answer everything related to the question, but not the actual question itself
-12 Hour bus rides suck
-We literally got paid to do this

This > Sex

what?! sex isn't included with the swedish or slovakian women?

Sadly, no, can't really complain now, a bit late for that =(

you dont wanna go with the swedish chicks XD They are much blonder and much more silly than the norwegian ones XD hahahahaha (a joke. Sweden and Norway always make jokes about each otherXD Having the same jokes with just the other country. Like: Why is the sweeds sitting on the toilet with the door open? So none can peek in the keyhole XD ).. (yeah bad in english.. i know)

Haha still pretty funny though. I'm going to go to the toilet with the door open from now on

I like having the door open when I do it, pretend it's a throne or something XD

-Why does the sweeds open the milk in the shop?
(because it says open here)
-Why have the sweeds a cardoor in the desert?
(because then they can roll down the window if it gets too hot)
-Why does the sweeds carry a stone with em in the jungle?
(because if they meet a preditor they can just let go of the stone and run much faster)
-How do you get a sweed to laugh at new years eve?
(tell a joke xmas eve)