my swimming pool has no water in it atm

Have a cold shower? Drink lots of water? Have an ice-cream?

get some sunglasses and a tan (H)

Fixed.
I agree with Wynney here, make the most of the sun whilst it is still around to get a tan. Just don't burn yourself.

a suntan, your skin goes darker when you stay out in the sun kinda thing.

I don't want to write it in a way that sounds racist

it's what you do when it's hot though . even better would be on the beach, but you don't live in SWANSEAAAAAAAA

Aaron says nice boxer shorts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_tanning
Wikipedia is your friend if you wish to know more about Sun tanning.
What Wynney said is the basics of it- you go outside with very little clothes on and lie outside in the sun and your skin goes darker (no racism, this is true).

I agree, I hate the heat.

From the page " :image of a woman sun bathing: Sunbathing Russian woman on a beach in Turkey." Why would i need to know that level of detail!?

Hah, that is rather TMI.

I must be the only person who prefers it hot!

I <LOOK MA, I AM SWEARING> hate it being cold xD

I hate the heat, makes me lethargic and ill. Plus hayfever.

I hate both extremes (hot and cold). I have no real preference for one or the other.

Although on reflection, if I had to choose hot or cold, I would probably go for cold.

I'd rather live in a cold environment than hot. You're more likely to survive in a cold environment than a hot one.

Cold ftw, PC's like it more too

why not turn the central heating down :-p

I've never had the radiator on in my room for years, still gets too hot.

Close the curtains almost all the way to block out the sun. Open the window to allow the heat from your computer to vent away and keep the room cool.
And grab some sunglasses to make yourself look cool(er) <--- like that.
And don't wear your Santa hat as that will make you feel hot.