Please note this is only 1/6th of the story.

Once upon a time there was a young child who became the leader of a multi planetary empire who then got shot in the head. His grandson who did it to become emperor fell over and died, leaving no one to rule the empire so all hell broke loose there were so many deaths that hell overflows so the dead walked the earth they all had a massive party, everyone was getting drunk beyond belief, until I appeared and killed them all. The barren Earth suddenly swelled up like a sponge in a bath, causing total extermination of the population of earth and the moon. Annihilation. But another earth from a parallel universe suddenly phased into existence bringing with them a Stargate with the ability to dial 9 chevrons. An incoming wormhole from Atlantis brings some weird energy life forms which is some sort of replicator that explodes and destroys the Stargate and completely stops this thread from ever going SG related which is what agent chaos wanted who was planning a new world domination but was beaten to it by yours truly! but did not expect agents chaos full computer and special control over the new earth GR starts off his freedom until he is attacked by Agent Chaos by his giant orbital fleet hitch is destroyed by the Daleks but was not completely destroyed as the largest ship landed and destroyed the darkles with its Technicolor high energy laser causing a chain reaction a giant automatic cheese, which was then eaten by a monster that completely changed the course of this story who destroyed many of agent chaos men but allowed he himself away and into his underground city leaving the monster to destroy the SECOND Earth leaving stardust. The monster then went to McDonalds to use the restroom; he then ordered a big Mac and three diet cokes these were quickly eaten, making the monster go on a rampage. Stupidly enough, he walked into a lamppost, knocking him unconscious leaving a passerby to kill him and get a rupee the passerby was confused; he didn't want a rupee was so in confusion he jumped of a nearby cliff off which he landed in a giant Doughnut! And then he had a huge feast, but what he didn’t know was the doughnut was filled with a poison. He then felt like he was going to explode so he exploded! This scattered all over the universe and into the sun. All the shreds that were left on the earth’s surface were eaten by a new super vulture which killed all human races, except for one small; unlike human creature called Johnny
Ronny, who recently went on an adventure where his mother kicked him out of the house to get 77 quarts of milk. He went to the store and found out that they had run out because of fuel shortages. This made him very angry so he should out loud the words "arg, I need milk", he grabbed the store clerk and bit off his head, grabbing a nearby fire extinguisher Whist putting it down his throat, the clerk told him that there was more milk in the back, so after pushing it all the way down he ran away, and jumped up and down a few times until he was sick, causing a massive wave of sick to consume everything in some obscure country (he was on holiday), which Dissolved the country under the sea with many of the population of the county that quickly evolved to amphibians superhuman with spins down there back that produce pixels for a new PC game that was very old And needed a poo, so he ran to the corner shop, where He sat on a toilet, releasing noxious fumes that kill everyone within the corner shop!
2 galaxies collided and caused a shockwave that was felt throughout the planet so the space researchers decided to make strange rockets to undermine the intergalactic shockwave commotion of random nothingness that attempted to destroy the entire universe but they failed which annoyed those people who wanted the people dead. This caused a nuclear holocaust on the planet of crumpets which was in the constellation of muffins and tasty cakes, 100 bakery based planets exploded in a flurry of bakery and Jam. This covered the surface of the universe in a crispy cake of wonderment which was eaten by some persons who really liked the wonderful taste of raw sewage that made him mutate into a muscle man. He then went to a primary school which was actually a top secret technology producing lab which then turned into two more super-charged buggy that raced at supersonic speeds round a track designed by Star Bucks and built by Mr. Tony Blair aided (by) Gordon Brown's who (then) stole power from George Bush who cried and ate another pretzel and some Oreos making him extremely constipated. He then jumped off the nearby cliff which had a swimming pool built vertically in that he was gay, yes he was stupid as well so he died and came back this made the murderer very annoyed causing him to go ballistic and fart to death and came back as a cat in a hat with a sword and a gun eaten his mum giving him constipation and then exploded scattering body parts to the outer reaches of London, and the united states this began a world war, and creating an apocalypse with a stupid argument over towels and silly large slippers designed like the dark overlord's war hammer collection, which was actually a real miniature army of undead warriors. I then ran into a wall with giant spikes and acid instead of dry blood in the water of mount muffin and chocolate cake in all its/chocolaty glory and tastiness mmmmmmmmmmm, said the oompa-lumpas as they fell to their death and their life would end in bowls of lard and pastry coated lard cakes with large heaps of lard coated in pastry and sprinkles made of lard they were in heaven made of lard with extra lard and lard balls that combusted and spewed out lard and destroyed everything with fatty lard and lard bombs but somehow, miraculously lard holes appeared destroying all lard and smothering the world, destroying everything and making lard cogently destroying lard while making butter and destroying all dairy products apart from butter which suddenly combusts and becomes milk "mmmmm milk" said lard man doughnuts and muffins linked together with lard the muffins exploded spreading lardy goodness over the planet which promptly exploded absolutely destroying the solar system's planets along with the sun the moon and earth's many satellites transmitting lots of crap across the galaxy and beyond the edge of the outer stars of the universes main spiral arm and galaxies that had chocolate goodness throughout the fridge in the Antarctic, which motor exploded and released random chocolate into the kitchen’s abyss of doom! Which filled with all of space, causing the universe to implode This caused the constructing of a new universe Where time runs backwards! And everything devolved into a Christmas whitewash of Santa’s windows and slay which is pulled into a magical vortex of doom! that dissipated before it could do any damage to anything but the top of the highest mountain on the brecon beakans which is called the mout of Snowdon, i think that the tallest mountain on Mars is much taller than the shortest skirt in the mid western world or Asians in the middle east carrying large samurai swords sharpened to a atom thick at the blade's edge and tip so it could slice straight through anything that got in contact with it when travelling at any speed apart from any items made of very strong compounds like cheese on a plate made of toasted bread which is buttered on both sides and the crusts even the crumbs had butter on but this was being really silly as no one really understood what caused this to change into such a large explosion that annihilated the side is the random senseless sentences stupid weird random nonsensical crap and other stuff that is now in the air with lots of large amounts of an extremely volatile substance that reacts with potassium manganate to explode and scatter lard everywhere and made everything very sticky and slippery with the excessive amounts of lard that suddenly vanished from existence being replaced with sugary goodness from the sugarcanes of mount fizzendazzle in north carabien island set called the indentation of Bulgarian and Hawaiian split into many small islands made of volcanic rock and sugar with lard flour butter to a wonderful cake made with pastry and chocolate buttons with icing holy and chocolate tasty And then pages 18-67 happened

Wait... What? Gimme a good enough reason to not nuke this?

Because I've seen this done on other forums. It's a compilation of 'the' story, and it's often hilarious. I say it stays, although I'm moving it to general banter, as it's not a game.

EDIT: Nah, Random Sh*t.

I didn't know where to put it, but next to the actual story sounded good to me, also it was done to make the story readable as opposed to lots of broke up little fragments that often have bits that got ninja'ed in them and were never changed. so there DHR, that's your reason

also this version has been put under the scrutiny of the spell check

This is epic, keep it up, Nannal.

I'll have to read this soon

Skillers and nannal forged onward against the blacked forces of the evil lord Metritutus.
"MWhahahah, You foolish users will never stop me" as he unshiefed his mighty flame sword "Thread-closer" and from his darkest tool belt took his daemonic ban hammer.
"In the name of my huge bulge NOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!one!" Screeched Nannal as the ban hammer was swung towards the head of the newborn thread. Skillers leapt forwards with the might of a bear, and the cunning of a fox he used his own divine super-adminic arm to shield the poor young thread.

The fight that then ensued was far too brilliant and terrible to be put into words.

The defeted Metritutus returned to his castle of baby's skulls to ponder upon a new plan to destroy the skillers and his faithful companion nannal.

(Awesome way to reach my 200th post)

(Its a shame that DHR was the one who opposed the thread , mets has a better name for an evil dark lord. I refuse to change the story though, just remember that mets is awesome and did not oppose this thread unlike the nasty foul sewer-drinker DHR)

Best 200th post. Ever.

I intend to get more of the story down in the next few hours

Do it!

(not that I've got round to reading this yet )

sorry, got distracted, But the night is still young!