Just a few things that I can't really start a million and one threads on:

The Wii - Ooh very close to death there it seems, appears if theres even one bit that it misreads during its booting it permabricks with no return, playing it a bit risky are we Ninty?
iPhone - ZOMG nice effects, it just saves a screenshot of everything your doing to allow that to happen, and uless you run a very full device, we can pull that
Wireless - why does the rain outside stop my connection inside ffs
Wii Fit - STOP CALLING ME FAT!
Samsung G600 - Why does it have to keep saying "Connected" every time I turn my PC on. Just cos its on don't assume I want to bloody play music through it!?!?
FahMon - Make up your mind, are my clients running or not!?! What, a 6 hour WU not quick enough!?
F@H-gpu - Why does it only balance load half the time, and by that I mean half the time when I'm doing something?!

More coming soon

And yea Wynney, I stole and patented your idea

LOL, I expect this will be a long thread.

IE8... ok this one is gonna start a rant.
It's more standards compliant, which means it breaks alot of websites (still need to try it on Techious). Breaks them alot more than FF/Webkit does
"InPrivate", dubbed "Porn Mode" doesn't work, I've tested this by visiting my website in there, and oh look theres traces.
Theyve broken the UI even more, the buttons don't work.
Addons manager looks more like a webpage rip off of the Firefox one.
Doesn't even work with Microsoft's own websites !?!?!? (WTF)
Buggy, and insecure as f*ck.
Might as well just upload your browsing history here and your bank details...
[/rant] (for now)

rofl. see a counsellor