This is a simple game. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

So i start.
I wish for a car

You get a really fancy car, but it's in parts and you don't know how to put it together (and noone will help you).

I wish I had less work.

You get less work, but you get a dead end job wanking off pigs for 30p a litre.

I wish I could play L4D2 now

wish granted, but you would be pwned

wish i had a yummy meal ready on the kitchen

You have a yummy meal, but you're allergic.

I wish all my work was completed to a super high standard

I wished for a thread like this.

But then I remembered we already had one.

viewtopic.php?f=61&t=3229

wished she didnt fail XD i tried look if u had one but didnt see lol:P

I wish i didnt faail

It's called corrupt a wish.


Your wish is granted and you no longer fail, but your head swells up due to the resulting enormous ego, meaning you can no longer fit through doors.

hahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Epid!

you didnt wish though.

I wish for a mix atm since im so bored! (which u can see of the lame posts im posting XD)

Your wish is granted and you get a mix, but unfortunately it against people with God-like reflexes and aim, resulting in you getting massacred.

I wish I could get my work done.

wish granted. a sexy secretary comes and does your work, unfortunalty shes lesbian and u dont score

I wish i could fly

You can fly, but only until you get to a decent height, then you lose the ability.

I wish for a large sum of money in my bank account.

wish granted, you get 1,000,000. but the minute after the bank get robbed and you lose your money.

I wish i had 9 lives

Techious fm does die, but TechRadious live on like some crazy Phoenix

Wish we could merge the two threads

wish granted, but ine dont have the power to do such thing so it failed

wish that i could get everything i wanted for free

technobase is brought to life, only your radio blows up

wish i hadn't made a stupid mistake

time set back but you were sent back to the dinasouse age so you got eaten and died.

I wish i was invisible

wish granted, but then all electrisity crash in your town

I wish i was taller

wish ganted but then your avatar became too large for the site and each avatar took one page

i wish to see the epic movie nova is fixxing

you becomes dissapointed with his movie and decided that if nova cant make good mvoies there is nothing worth living for, not wanting to die alone you blow up the earth.

Wish killing floor wasn't shite (game play is awesome, everything else terrible)

Wish granted killing floor is fix'd and made nicer to play with lots more options and features. Coming 2020

I wish i could be a superhero?