The purpose of this topic is to make a rhyme.

Doesn't need to make sense, just need to spend some time...

Just thinking about what you want to say.

Otherwise I will think you are gay.

And if you are gay then I will have some fun,

Inserting myself in to your bum.

So have a great time reading this topic.

And I'll finish with a word like tropic.

Aaron this rhyme thing is quite shit,

It gets on my nerves quite a bit.

I come home from college,

To look for some lollage.

but all i found here,

was just a strange queer.

I was very disturbed by what i read

so much so that i hid under the bed.



8-6-5-10 for anyone who cares about timing etc.

Kyle I have taken offence to this smut

Expect me there soon to start kicking your butt

I would like to think that I care of your timing

But I want for you to quit with your whining

You know I'm not serious

I'm probably delirious

So please go to bed

And we'll make love instead

As far im unknown in this forum world
let me introduce myself, im a girl
19years old for the cold norway
studying music everyday
i applied today for this clan
and im gonna make sure i do everything i can
to be active and have some fun
pwning ingame with a gun
boom headshot enemy's dead
they wish they were with TCHS instead
I'll come and find you
There's really nothing you can do
Go to B or go to A
they wont get in my way
I know where you might be
I saw you with my AWP
a comeback 1,2,3 I'm on top
ine dont know how to give up!
even if i forget to buy a defuser
the enemy will still be the looser
I hope to see ya all ingame
everything else woulda been lame
Im looking forward to hear from you
im on steam, u know what to do

I was tempted to open with the lyrics to another song
But I assumed nobody would laugh, just point and shout "WRONG!"
this is actually harder than it seems
so I guess I ought to just fill it with several memes
'cause you see my meme level is over 9k
and I "suck at photoshop, but that's okay" ^1


Nannal, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish but AZCN had the best post of all time!"

I listen to courage wolf and that makes me strong

l ong as advice dog is here, I cant go wrong.
o h noes,depression dog here to make me
s ad, unlike numa numa guy with his "My a hee"
t hese make us laugh

t witter is somthing I eternally adore
h er blue feathers part of her charming allure
e t seems as though I have been punched in the jeans

g one are my witty remarks on memes
a and replaced by a poem self written that gleams.
m y rhyme will end now and begins eternal fame
e ntertaining, and also enjoy "the game"


1: see episodes X wherein Donnie makes a train and tells us that he is leaving while the police attempt to negotiate

Well now a thread that is most intriguing,
As usual containing posts quite demeaning,
Leading to the thought, of why I am here,
Standing alongside, where all this despair is near,
I think it's about time to run.

'Oh really?' says you,
In spirit, grabbing my arm to sway me,
The look on your face suggests there really is two,
For your partner in crime,
Stands right behind,
Just too far for me to see,
I think it's about time to see the Sun.

Note now the disjointed wording,
English teachers shall be a-groaning,
So in an unstable twirl,
Quite ready to unfurl,
Is a most unstable ending,
I think it's about now I'll be off.


<My apologies for the atrocious poem, spending more than five minutes on it would have helped.>

I'm just waiting for people to notice the hidden message in Nannal's post
And see who sceams "Fuck you Nannal, I lost!" the most.

Mentioning it like that just expounds failure,
Not least because you did not rhyme,
And I'm pretty sure,
You had the time.

skillers noticed it first you see
therefore he is the best, obviously

But of course I must correct you,
Because although he was the first to notify,
I had seen it too.

make mention
make mention
make haste
make haste

lest I think ye fool
for when I preside in my kingdom so mighty
I mightsd chop at your head with a tool

drill or a hairbrush or spoon
each implement a blunt as a box of fish
as you'll find out soon.

Then allow me to implement,
A post intended to invent,
Another idea,
Created not out of fear,
But perhaps with devious intent.

of what you devies
my fear in lies
an intentional
laborious lament?

Then let me ensure,
There is nothing to fear,
For the plan is pure,
And the way clear,
And I can assure the end will be painless.

less is more as they say
so rather wrong you are, anyway
a team member I spy
medic, comest hither get me high

Alas your poor Medic,
Gone was he,
A knife in his back did stick,
Away a spy did spree,
And nobody really saw anything.

"MEDIC!"... silence
then now it's time to triumph
`, buy weapon_awp
and now to end that living corpse

Your rhyme was appalling,
But I suppose the rest are,
It's like words just keep falling,
Down from afar.

that didnt make any sense
but in your defense
neither did the rest of it
an no, i don't kid

I don't kid either,
For I have your life,
Hanging by a tether,
Now it's time to say goodbye, forever.

But i have played hidden,
one too many times
I see a faint shiver
and BOOM my sniper chimes

(note the iron use of the word chimes, clever shit right there)

i'm tiered and should be off to be
but now im on this forum instead
I guess ill be of anytime soon
so i dont oversleep to noon