This idea is completely stolen from mock the week. Therefore, most of you shud already know what 2 do. For those who dont know, basically, some1 states a particular situation or idea and every1 has to make a suggestion.
For example:

Idea: Things you wudnt want 2 hear over an airplane tannoy:

Suggestion: Theres no need 2 panic but does any1 know how 2 fly a plane!

Basically we wud continue with this idea then after a while, we wud change the idea.

XD ok

Good news we will be landing immediatly
Bad news we will be crash landing

Ill start the iraqi national anthem... Anyone else feel free to join in

"So how many other people are stoned/wasted/drunk/pissed??!" (delete as you feel)

Lol nice skillers

So which one of you is holding the map?

Please could the person smoking in the toilet return to the cockpit.

Does any one know what this big red button does? apprently its self destruct but i beg to differ *BOOM*

came up with tht all by myself

IM FED UP OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

"OOOOH OHHHHHH that feels sooo goood! a little to the left!!!"
"ok"
"no MY left"
"oh sorry......OOOOO you cant put your finger there!!!.....................................PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!!!!"
"shit im sitting on the intercom"

his is the captain speaking, unfortunately we have entered space, prepare for brain implosion.

The gud news is tht the wing is still on. The bad news is tht the other one has come off

Do not worry the fire on the left wings engine is purely for decoration

We are heading back to great britain

LOL

Due to all this fog we have flown over the airport and missed the runway. We will be landing shortly on the M5

XD

Dont worry!! Ill save us all...money on our car insurance!!

ROFL

The exits are located here, here and..NO NOT THERE SIR!

The exits are here here and here, of course every exit is an entrance giggity giggity goo

"i wuvs u alllll sexy sexy ppl *hic*"

i cant believe this one hasnt been done yet, ALALALALALALALAAAA!

"Hmm, what's this ticking device with descending numbers for?"

Please bear with us as we experience tubulance. Do not panic its just another plane.

If you look out the right window you will see 3 heat seeking missiles.

You are now the contestants for a new reality tv show: Big brother-f*ckin plane!

I thought I asked someone to top us up with fuel before we took off

U did and we took off while he was still refuelling. Look, u can see him holding onto the wing right now!!