Like someone? spike their drink with new ssuperlax, super strong, fast acting laxatives.

Great if you're in to scat I guess.

Fishermans friend. Keep one in your car and suck when bored.

Like some1? Super spike their drinks with loads of viagra!!

lol!

come to macdonalds, youll be so fat afterwards you wont be able to escape though the doors

lol!

The hospital: we care so u dont have 2

Switzeland introuduces the worlds first black hole in a cardboard box

If the lift is unavailable due to power outage, please use the escalator.

Escalators can still be stairs

Anyway, we're onto News headlines now

"America leads fight against global warming."

rofl mark.

Man Denies Committing Suicide

video games arent real life ;O

Man kills using video game.
Used a copy of "The Sims", a violent kill training game, with sharpened edges as a throwing weapon.

when did it go backwards, we came from news to adverts, when did it go backwards

ROFL
I was thinking tht aswell. Didnt we already do headlines?

I don't even know how this whole thing works, I rarely post in these threads.

"Moon is fake. Cheese prices plummet."

I think we're on to adverts, but Metty did signs, which confused me so I did News, lol.

Microsoft Flight Simulator - So good, terrorists use it!

I think we shud try a different one like: Things you wouldnt want 2 overhear from the strangers sitting next to you.

Have u finished tht particle accelerator in switzerland yet?

so i figured, wheres the last place anybody would look for a missing person? thats when i settled on burying in the cemetary.

(On a plane) Stop tapping your feet, you might set it off early!

(on the london underground) Do you realise how unstable nitro-glycerin is?! I cud barely get the dynamite into my back pack!!

So it turns out I was hypnotised into thinking that I was a dangerous bisexual rapist!
What sets you off?
People asking that question!

(Whilst on a bus) Hot damn, my pet Black Widow has escaped from this box!

Anywhere;

Hmm, where did this grenade pin come from?