Corrupt the wish above [game]

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:57 am

Porn is loaded, the two guys in it start knitting, you accidentally found a strange fetishist site,

Wish my ISA was tommorow

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:44 am

It is tomorrow. but i cant corrupt your wish. dunno what it is

i wish i dont have another operation in two weeks

kyhas · Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:49 am

your wish is granted you have an operation in ten minutes.

I wish i had an aim in life.

Skillers · Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:41 pm

You have an aim, you aim to fail. You succeed and exploded in a paradox.

I wish I had more food.

kyhas · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:06 pm

Wish granted, you can't stop eating and become a meal to hungry cannibals.

I wish i was a necromancer!

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:09 pm

you are, but get chased by Zombies

I wish Met will come online now

Skillers · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:10 pm

You're a necromancer, it goes horribly wrong.

I wish I had lots of money

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:11 pm

the persons wish above me will fail, because he got ninja'd

i wish id go to the loo now

Skillers · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:12 pm

You go to the loo, but can never leave.

I wish I didn't get ninja'd.

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:35 pm

You get pirated instead

My wish came true btw, I had to draw the graph for my isa today, I now have to do the isa tomorrow >: (

Wish I didn't have to though.

Skillers · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:36 pm

You don't have to do it, but then you fail life.

I wish this movie was at a slightly different time to make it better for dinner

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:47 pm

Its is now at 5am tommorow morning, Dinner gets cancelled, so does the movie

Wish I had the ability to fly

kyhas · Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:14 pm

Granted, you fly too high and can't breath, falling into a coma you never realise the plane crash you cause by falling at the right speed and time and place to fall into the engine dicing you up and killing 492 passangers.

I wish i was an assasin.

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:31 pm

Your first assignment is "Assassinate kyhas of the techious forums"

Wish I had a bowler hat

kyhas · Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:52 pm

your wish is granted but it is full of moth holes!

I wish i was a bard and played amazing music for everyone to hear and be inspired by.

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:21 pm

you are, but no-one listens to your music

i wish i had a wish

I dont want anything atm

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:22 pm

You are a bard, right now, your music is amazing and when you Sing people are inspired, inspired in such as way that they attack you and beat you with sticks for your horrible singing

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:24 pm

There is no wish to corrupt. Also you got Ninja'd

i wish i wouldnt ninja so many people xD

Nannal · Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:27 pm

You don't ninja them, they ninja bait you (this post is being written at 8:22pm)

I wish I didn't have to lie so often

schlurbi · Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:31 pm

you dont lie anymore. you now tell the truth everytime. your gf is a bit overweight. you tell her she looks like a fatso in this dress

i wish Dave would tell me the name of that site!

Skillers · Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:32 pm

He tells you the name of the site is Meatspin.

I wish the "outsmart Skillers" game wasn't so stupid. I don't want my name attached to such pap.

schlurbi · Fri May 01, 2009 12:11 pm

eeww Meatspin

The "outsmart skillers game" is removed, everyone is angry and leaves the forum

i wish didnt build so big shit yesterday :'(

DHR-107 · Fri May 01, 2009 12:15 pm

You didn't instead you make a large toilet

I wish that certain people would stop making pointless posts ¬_¬

schlurbi · Fri May 01, 2009 12:28 pm

people stop. no one posts anymore

i wish this guy wont annoy me in Steam

DHR-107 · Fri May 01, 2009 12:29 pm

He stops annoying because your steam dies

I wish that I could be invisible

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