Rhyming Thread

The Dark Overlord · Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:49 pm

many years later sea levels shall rise

Skillers · Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:52 pm

as will the world's consumption of pies

The Dark Overlord · Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:58 pm

people all over will begin to expand

Skillers · Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:59 pm

when they realise the world is so bland

The Dark Overlord · Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:47 pm

death and suffering everwhere they look

Skillers · Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:39 am

so someone decided to write a book

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:41 pm

the lord of the cakes as it was tittled

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:51 pm

and the guy who wrote it got rifled

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:05 pm

now another death to add to our story

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:09 pm

I think it's getting very gory

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:16 pm

blood stained streets in every city

[i was hoping you would use the word gory]

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:18 pm

and the tramps head was very nitty

WTF?!?!

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:19 pm

rats and lice infested the streets

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:21 pm

and music poured with irregular beats

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:22 pm

rock bands from all over the world

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:23 pm

showed their skills with arms unfurled

(same rhyme again)

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:30 pm

welcoming those alive to their concert

WTF

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:32 pm

inviting people to join them in advert(s)

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:56 pm

from then on they all ate bubble gum

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:59 pm

and entered the marathon so they run

(I know what you wanted me to say, I think)

The Dark Overlord · Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:01 pm

im now thinking this idea was silly

Skillers · Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:03 pm

so you rang your mate called billy

nah, its just a stupid laugh.

The Dark Overlord · Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:36 am

billy was eating a sandwich of spam

Skillers · Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:47 am

and into your face this sandwich would cram

OK, I'm cr*p at ryhming.

The Dark Overlord · Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:51 pm

enfurated i beat him with a stick