Uuh... so are you?

I sat in my chair disgusted by the game and all of it's homoerotic references. For example, the scene with the bird and the bloke running away from it. WTF i'm a guy and i never run away from birds omgwtf. I like girls, so I chase the birds HAHAHAHA. WTF that guy must be gay promoting not talking to women.

FUCK

Pfft, you missed a major part of the story - that guy got plugged into the lead female's body! Surely that counts for something...

Thank god you said it was a parody site... I honestly could not work out whether that article was true or not And Lulz at the article.

Was this meant to be a bad pun?

it aint no parody, its the word of god! especially the parts about lady gaga.

If those articles were real... well lets just say it wouldn't surprise me.

http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog.php?id=5443&p=1

Map maker stuff is out.

Nice

Songs to test by.

Volume 1 of the Portal 2 soundtrack has just been released for free.

In a bizzare turn of events, Valve released the new Portal 2 DLC a day EARLY!

Includes some new co-op levels and the challenge mode. Haven't got to playing it myself yet.

EDIT: The new levels are pretty good, took us 1.5hrs and the puzzles were challenging, though that could be due to tiredness.

Kyhas and I played it through earlier, worked pretty well.

Took us about the same time, though at certain points we were being proper herp derps and trying to think of really stupid ways to do really simple things and not realising at all what we were doing wrong. We didn't kill each other all that much either

PS. White Goo FOR THE WIN

How to solve any white goo puzzle: PAINT EVERYTHING.

Ky left me to paint the place while he ate pizza xD Just spraying it all over the place, turns out that's basically what we had to do anyway

Portal 2 is currently £10 on Steam.

The new simplified map editor thing looks good:

http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog.php?id=6632&p=1

(Note, I don't think this is replacing Hammer, but it's a nice tool for those who can't use Hammer)

I wonder how horrifically complicated levels can be made with this thing...whilst at the same time lacking the horror of working with Hammer!

It looks like it will be a lot easier to create complicated puzzles without getting bogged down in the editor. However, it also looks like it will be hard to add unusual thing (I remember in P1 people made maps with reverse gravity fields and such), though maybe it will have an export to Hammer option.

I highly doubt they'll neglect to add an 'export to VMF' feature.

Thinking about it, didn't Alien Swarm have a very similar map editor kinda thing in it?