She's extremely attractive. She's smart. She's funny. She's charming.

How to get her?


Clarification: I'm not asking for relationship advice; I'm seeing who can come up with the funniest way to get a girl they want.

"hi" is usually a good place to start

That, or chloroform.

Have sex, ask questions later!

Be sweet, like honey.

Skillers: Chloroform is unfortunately dangerous
Will: I trust it's super effective?
Schlurbi: Good you've finally come out of the closet.
Aaron: James Bond style?
Harry: What if she hates sweet?

Find traits and subject interests that you have in common and talk about those. Talking is what will achieve progress I think, although I do lack personal experience. That and me posting this here is probably one of the only serious pieces of advice that will appear in this thread.

EDIT: This is of course assuming you already know her.

Chloroform takes minutes to take effect!

Talk to her, become a friend, get friend zoned, hang around with her for the next few years, get separated, find someone else, goto 10

You could alternatively try a neural parasite, but you do stand a chance of contracting fungal growths when doing so.