So hey, im a friend of kyhas (im his plus one for the lan) so I thought id say hi and get to know some of you guys before the day, so yep lol.

O and without meaning to plug, I also run a forum, tho its a freewebs xD. (http://www.immortalstats.webs.com)

Games I play vary from fps shoot em ups to mmorpg's.

Currently playing alliance of valiant arms due to no money and my laptop is all that I have, and its pretty low spec xD.

O and im 18, and go to college with kyas

Lo there!

good day to you sir

Heya

Greetings/What the f*** do you want?

I am Hawke/your worst nightmare, a clan member/assassin-for-hire who has taken his time to greet you warmly/curse you into oblivion. I hope you enjoy your time on the forums/boil in oil very soon and I look forward to seeing/defenestrating you at the LAN. The forums are full of nice/insane people so feel free to chat with/defend yourself from them. They will be happy to talk to/castrate you when you have time.
The rules of the forums are simply to be polite, be friendly, don't spam p0rn (we already have a member for that) or other dodgy links and respect the staff members. The staff members/hounds of hell are friendly chaps/murderous demons that will be happy to assist your needs/crush you with their ban-hammers. Skillers is the God/God of this clan/asylum. Respect/Pretend to respect him at all times. Failure to comply with the rules results in a series of unfortunate events occuring/your computer blowing up, your house collapsing and your head falling off.

I hope to see you/your corpse in a coffin soon.

Yours faithfully/Step under a bus,

Hawke/Hawke


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Seriously Hawke, when introducing yourself you should use proper grammar .

LOL

Generally with multiple choice selections like that you use the correct grammar for the first word in the selection.


Anyway, greetings to you new member. Welcome to the forums and have a.....wait a minute....ADVERTISING!? TERMINATE TERMINATE I MUST BAN THE INFIDEL!!!

Any threats of termination in this post are merely in jest. Any attempt at taking them seriously may result in termination.

Hi there! See you at LAN I guess

lolol noooo pwease dont terminate, refrain from alt+f4 D:

Hello there.

Avoid Gozzer, he smells funny

lol at least he wasn;t there when Goz lifted up the trophy at last years LAN, thought LAN would have to be canceled and evauated. (SRS TF2 Playa)

Hello

I met you in glos Really random meet but yeah

In other news :O SOMEONE NEW! EEWEWWWWWW

I'll make the necessary preparations for implantation at the LAN.

Implantation?! I.... I don't want to know...

NO homosexual business

Hello.

don't even go there Aaron

Watch this video on Youtube.

I did? oh yeah in gamestation, yeah that was a random meet :L