Apart from running tricks out of a hotel room in Ipswich, I'm broke and need money. Any ideas

Farm plat on EverQuest then sell it to IGE.

how about offer to work in said hotel?

Run tricks in more places.

come clean my room i'll give you like 1euro

Become a part-time Hooker

learn how to bend time and space and rob a bank

Become a full-time hooker

Full-time....thats alot of exsersize

My job is quite fun...

is it as fun as being a hooker?

I'm good at falling off chairs, how do you get into that line of work?

Try and have sex with someone famous, and sell the storey to the sun.

Failing that, apply to EVERY where near you, especially crappy jobs.

Will come on, our band will be famous in 2 weeks and we'll be meag rich, not to mention wet Fact.

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I lol'd.

I belive they like to be called tramps

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Hmm, well then skillars I expect to see you at this years national bo convention.

And if I find you've been disrespecting the hobo code, i'll cut you.

Here's a reminder :

"Hobo ethical code
An ethical code was created by Tourist Union #63 during its 1889 National Hobo Convention in St. Louis Missouri.[7] This code was voted upon as a concrete set of laws to govern the Nation-wide Hobo Body; it reads this way:

Decide your own life, don't let another person run or rule you.

When in town, always respect the local law and officials, and try to be a gentleman at all times.

Don't take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos.

Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants. By doing so you not only help a business along, but ensure employment should you return to that town again.

When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts.

Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals treatment of other hobos.

When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as bad, if not worse than you.

Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling.

If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help.

Try to stay clean, and boil up wherever possible.

When traveling, ride your train respectfully, take no personal chances, cause no problems with the operating crew or host railroad, act like an extra crew member.

Do not cause problems in a train yard, another hobo will be coming along who will need passage through that yard.

Do not allow other hobos to molest children, expose all molesters to authorities, they are the worst garbage to infest any society.

Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home.

Help your fellow hobos whenever and wherever needed, you may need their help someday.

If present at a hobo court and you have testimony, give it, whether for or against the accused, your voice counts!"

lolwut

I'm not on heroin! I can't afford the stuff, hence the need for a job!

Scottie's post made me lol.

It refers to taking a bath should the opportunity present its self.

I doubt he would survive many baths in boiling water.