Quick, somebody think of a way to stop my housemate from contacting her ex. Since she's been talking to him again she is miserable and depressed.

Cut the phone line and tin foil the house.

Interesting, but it might become obvious what I am trying to do.

buy the movie pulse on DVD and convince her its a documentary?

Kill her/him

Whilst looking into jamming devices, I discovered they are supposedly both illegal and dangerous. In the US (well the illegal part anyway).

No idea about the UK.

http://www.fiercewireless.com/story/wir ... 2009-03-10


These may help:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 824AAMnFvB

http://www.methodshop.com/gadgets/revie ... ndex.shtml
http://www.electro-tech-online.com/gene ... ammer.html


Take an axe to the wooden poles holding up the phone line/wire cutters and cut the wire/explosives for underground (be careful concocting these or you may be arrested as a suspected terrorist).

Killing is far too obvious, their disappearance will be noticed. I recommend brain-washing.

EDIT: If the phone line is underground, use the excuse that you are trying to deal with a sudden infestation of moles that you noticed.

If the phone line is is held up by a wooden pole, rub alcohol over your clothes before doing so, and then appear drunk (that wooden pole sure looks like a tree when you are intoxicated, doesn't it?).

If cutting the phone line, cut it then curse loudly afterwards and say that some 'home-modding' has gone wrong and you will not have any phone/internet connection whilst you think about how to fix the problem (it is not as simple as reattaching the cable, obviously).

The cell phone disruption you should have 'no idea' about, but offer to look into it.

xD

I agree with Skillers. Tin foil the house and ocnvince her THEY ARE WATCHING USSSS

To add extra layers of convincingness, start digging a bunker in your garden underneath a tin foil tarpaulin to prevent 'them' from controlling your mind.

SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE

That's not constructive... Infact it's quite the opposite

kill the ex

tell her your mumma is sick and you need the phone

Tell her that ur worried about her and tell her that since she has been talking to her ex she seems to be a bit more unhappy.

Women like to be cared for and the truth and not to have things SET ON FIRE!!!! (apart form me but im the pyro ^^)

Yeah, the bad thing about setting things on fire is that I also live there and will have to reimburse in some way.

I do care about my housemate, probably a bit too much...... I don't want to come across as weird or 'weird her out' by saying something about it to her, but I want to help her in some way! At the moment, I am just leaving her to do her thing, and not voicing my opinion to her in any way.

Voice your opinion over tea or lunch. But if she chooses to talk to him that's her own choice and you can't do anything about that lol.

Or you could make friends with Derren Brown, win the lottery. Get him to hypnotise her to forget about her ex whilst you pay a hitman with the winning lottery funds to take care of the ex. Meanwhile you can buy a boat and convince her after all this time this is what she really wanted instead of her ex anyway.

It sure is her own choice. It's definitely the wrong choice though. She is embarrassed that she sees him sometimes and won't even tell her closest friends.

I don't think camera trickery can actually make you win

But it was real...not a camera trick!!!!!

It really was he explained how it was a hoax afterwards I think >_<

lol I wasn't being serious :p

Lets not derail Aaron's thread though

Derren Brown is cool.

tbh, if she is a close mate to you and she cares for you, then you should tell her.... if she wont tell her closest mates then she obviously trusts you and you need to tell her the truth

(my mate agrees with me ^^)

If you don't want to tell her the best you can do is do your best to keep her mind off of him. Keep her occupied and hapy.

buy her a dildo?:P