hey guys, thought this wud b fun, just put all ur fave jokes.
just put in all ur jokes and read others- have a laugh lol :p
(even if they the pooey ones like why did the chicken cross the road lol)
HAVE FUN

marc is a joke, now thats a joke in itself

Bratty's entire life is a joke! Heh

Anyway, I did know some good jokes, but I've forgotten them. I stole this one from an online comic;

"Dude! The amazing happened, my fish wrote a message in algae!"
"What did it say?"
...
"Clean my farking tank"

lol found this 1 browzing through tinternet, i find it quite funny lol ...

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.

"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."

lol this is an ancient classic..

what did the man say when he walked into a bar?
OUCH!!

hehehehehehe lol funny.. ..

LOLzorz

And yes, Bratty, I did steal it from Cyanide and Happiness. Great comic.

lol this 1s quite long but its funny ...

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

Heh, I've heard that one before. Classic!

well and truely lol.
post sum jokes pplz, even if u get them from the internet or sumthing lolz.
entertain us

I do suggest everyone reads Cyanide & Happiness. Sick and twisted humour at it's best.

lol i read two of them before they v fun fun:)
another classic:
patient: dr dr ive only got 59 seconds to live!
doctor: wait a minute please

Heh. I really can't think of jokes atm.

lol neither can everyone else on the forum..

Apparantly so...

WHAT DOES MARK SAY WHEN HE BANS SOMEONE FROM HIS CSS SERVER?

A: BOOTAGE!

WHAT DOES MARK SAY WHEN HE WANTS TO SHOW SOMEONE SOMETHING

A: LOOKAGE!

WHAT DOES MARK SAY WHEN HE WANTS DRUGS?

A: SKOOBAGE!

WHAT DOES MARK SAY WHEN DRUNK?

HICCUPAGE!

thats more like it lol- v funny(age)

Problem is I've never done these 2...

Anyway, continuing;

What do I say when I slap Bratty?

WOOTAGE!

lolage Iage wasage justage thinkingage ofage anyage oldage crapage lolage

Youage areage aage jokeage youage noobage!

was funny tho :Age)

Sorrayage Iage doage notage understandage youage?

Oh my life.... What are you guys like.

Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why's that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it!

and another

There was once a baby who very quiet. He never said 'Mama' or 'Dada'. He never said anything. When he was three he still hadn't said anything, and his mum and dad were worried. When he was five the STILL hadn't said anything and they were more worried than ever.
Then, one day when he was having his dinner, he said 'Not enough salt!'
'Goodness me,' said his mum 'You can talk! Why is it all these years you've never said anything?'
'Well,' said the boy, 'you see, up till now everything's been all right.'

ROFL

MUAHAHAHAHAH LOL.
patient: dr dr i think i need glasses
fishman/doctor: u certanly do sir this is a fish and chip shop