http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/Hilarious read.
I got sent it over msn by someone, and I made random comments on different bits of it:
Quote:
"One poster responded, ‘If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.” Needless to say, alot of folks started seriously wondering where this guy worked”"
Basically plan A is getting shot in the back lots. O_o
According to the person who I was talking to who knows a bit about guns, he says this 'plan' involves getting shot in the back by ammunition that can penetrate body armour at 1km.
Basically sniper fire.
Quote:
" I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."
O_O
He's a security guard at a shopping centre and he wants snipe proof armour and has millions of weapons?
Quote:
"At this point, bullshit alarms started going off, and people started calling him on it"
Read the lot, it's well worth it.
