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Sylas Zero
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Post subject: honey bear VS Solar Death Ray |
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Joined: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:57 pm Posts: 6
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Location: "well if you look to the east, keep looking, do you see me? no? good."
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[img:848e7c46e2]http://solardeathray.com/images/honey_2.JPG[/img:848e7c46e2] We all know what bears do in the woods, but what do they do in the focus of the Solar Death Ray? This bear, who was filled with honey (like most bears), was a suitable test subject.
For six impressive minutes the bear withstood the power of 112 suns. During this time the beast sustained only moderate damage to its label, and his eyes remained locked on mine with an unflinching stare that mocked me: ?Is that all you got?!? [img:848e7c46e2]http://solardeathray.com/images/honey_4.JPG[/img:848e7c46e2] I wasn?t going to let this bear-ass honey-sucker make a fool of me! Steve had the brilliant idea of painting the bear black to increase death ray light absorption, leading to increased temperatures and awesomeness. The integrity of the experiment remained intact, as I?m pretty sure all black bears are the result of spray-painting. [img:848e7c46e2]http://solardeathray.com/images/honey_5.JPG[/img:848e7c46e2] [img:848e7c46e2]http://solardeathray.com/images/honey_6.JPG[/img:848e7c46e2] Cranial meltification was followed by a massive honey hemorrhage. The heat must have been unbearable. Four minutes after the bear was blackened, he was totally mauled by the solar death ray. He leaked honey from his face and chest. Check out that drop of falling honey! That?s science in action! [img:848e7c46e2]http://solardeathray.com/images/honey_83.JPG[/img:848e7c46e2] Just after the bear started dripping his sweet, visceral innards, he wrenched himself out of the death ray and onto the ground. Once again, Steve had come through as he had already placed a box under the bear to reduce the inevitable mess. This final photo is somehow reminiscent of a tragic yet delicious crime scene.
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Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:43 pm |
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Skillers
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Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:48 am Posts: 23428
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LOL, that's funny, but you copied it off a site, right?
Yes, you did - found the link in the image location - [url=http://solardeathray.com/]Here[/url] (I won't remove VDs as you didn't get any for the post, but please post links crediting the site in future).
Damn, I want one of those! Oh, and I liked the popcorn one...
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