I failed my driving test for the third time.

How the hell do I pass this thing?

er...you bribe the examiner

Nah, bribing doesn't work.

Where are you going wrong? Quite a few people get unlucky with other cars on the road, in which case it might be a good idea to chose a different time of day next time. 3 and 3:30pm seem to be pretty good times.

i was joking...
XD XD XD XD i dunno im 14 i cant driver

Don't drive! It's too expensive!

fuel prices will just carry on rising for now

Well it's not like they're going to go down, lol.

ride bikes its free and you can run over people just like in a car XD

A further reason why people like you should not be on the roads.

I, for example, am a sane and reasonable individual.

Sure you are, Met.

And running people over with bikes is quite hard, lol.

metty prefers backstabbing, more subtle than running someone over (so ive heard!)

Quite.

Except it makes the victim scream, fly miles and then everyone else see a little backstab logo in the top right of their vision ^^

:O why am i working if life is a video game!!!

and wtf, why cant i get more than 16000$ cash!?!?

i wonder what life would be like as a video game. id certainly be dead cos i would have rage quit xD

if life were a video game, youd all hate it cos id set phys_pushscale to 1000 and phys_timescale to 0.01

id admin slap u

what happens if u get kicked? lol

auto-rejoin

sv_gravity 100. Wooo, moon land!

Kinda offtopic, though.

My cars just damn awesome it runs off my parents money XD

:O

You know, running off money would be more expensive than petrol. Those fivers don't contain a lot of energy xP

Ohh, so is this where the ballpark figure of £1k/m on petrol comes from

that low? you must be buying in bulk to get special deals

no i meant they give me the money to fill up ¬¬ u spanner

i think you will find im a spatula