found this on the nif web. a few days ago. thought u guys would appreciate reading it .

You are addicted to css when:

1: You stare at the sun and wonder what kind of resolution it has.

2: Your boss busts you at the job sleeping, and you scream out "ADMIN!! WALLHACK!"

3: You automatically look around yourself for snipers when you barely visits the shop. (for more cola)

4: You get stopped by the Police, and you ask what kind of their stats is.

5: You give your doctor your IP-adress instead of your personal number.

6: Your first word as a child was "Go go go!"

7: You have tried to tell people how you write 1337 (leet)

8: You constant hear voices saying in your head "Fire in the hole!" and "Affirmative/Roger that"

9: You command your dog by saying "Hold this position" rather than using "Sit, Lie down" etc.

10: You sit and yell "TEAMS!!" when no one can cooperate.

11: You are addicted to Cola

12: You start to lag when you see 10 or more people.

13: You say that the Rambo movies are "ez-mode"

14: You run fast through the shop because you only have 5seconds buytime

15: You look at peoples name as nicknames

16: You look at a movie and see an sniper, and you say "AWP WHORE!"

17: There's no other food that Cola and Pizza

18: Your mom tells you to clean up, and you clean up the Hard disc.

19: Your teacher enter the classroom and you scream "Enemy spotted!"

20: You take up a knife in the gymnastic to run faster

21: You think your neighbor is a terrorist.

22: A lady comes up to you and ask you for your number, but you give her the SteamID.

23: When your mother pulls away the curtains because of the sun outside, you automatically scream "DON'T TEAMFLASH YOU IDIOT!!"

24: You scream "ADMIN, SPEEDHACKER!" when someone is faster to run than you in the gym.

25: You scream "CAMPER" when you see your dad sitting at the same chair all the time infront of the TV.

26: You are afraid to wank because you think your neighbor got wallhack.

27: You say "STOP BLOCKING YOU FUCKING NOOB!" when you are in McDonalds queue.

28: You know you are addicted to CS when you misses the toilet and you blame the lag

29: You take away your girlfriends virginity and say: First Blood

CS:S sucks.

LOL, some of those are bad. Very, very bad.

Moved to general banter to avoid clogging up the clan forum.

XD! thats sooo stupid!!!

HOW is CSS realated to COLA!! XD!!!

It's a gaming stereotype to not move from gaming and just have a massive pile of assorted energy/fizzy/caffeine drinks (like cola) and piles of of pizzas.

this needs bumping, i like it read it at school a while ago, just bumped into it again whilst using the search thingy

8: You constant hear voices saying in your head "Fire in the hole!" and "Affirmative/Roger that"

FTW!

Heh, this was a pretty funny thread

Wow... A year old thread Necro xD

But lol

A year and 4 months, actually

crikey, seems like a lifetime ago

haha <3 i was crying when i first read this ^^

Wynney said to me last month 4 LULZ,

I hate going back to uni on train - all the CT's are camping <I AM INSULTING PEOPLE>.....
Later he said, 'yeah uni is boring, lecturer is annoyed at me because i teamflashed him'

Legend xD.

it was an accident, I thought it was a smoke D:

LOL

meh, it wasn't even lo3ed yet ;(

Honestly, it's too bad it isn't funny . Apart from a few.

Hmm some are good and some are just WTF

epic thread. Lets get 200 posts.

I like this thread

thank me for bumping

I'm sooo tempted to lock this just for the lulz