I am now so border I have even surppassed simple bordem.

So anyone who is an Alien, time traveler, Slider and/or an ESPer seek me out.
Alternatively
If you are experiencing, have experienced, or think you will experience any supernatural events tellme and I can provide both investigative and/or councilling services to you.

In other words, give something unusual to do!

SOMETIMES WHEN I WAKE UP I CANT MOVE AND I SEE THIS DARK SHADOW THING LITERALLY IN MY ROOM AND IT STOPS ME FROM MOVING AND IT FEELS LIKE A DREAM, WTF.

I IS A PEEKYCHEW!!

my post was serious and yours wasnt

To be fair, Met, the original post is actually serious.

Well brataccas I would suggest that upon awakening you focus all you energy into moving to intercept this shadow.

You said you couldn't move I require further information on this, in what way can't you move, general paralysis or is there some force stopping you?

its only happaned a few times, its really weird but I know my brains not fully awake very surreal experiance

The thread was derailed almost isntantly . It's going to go downlhill, you know it is. you Know it to be true.

Don't worry, I'll fnd him for you.

dreams that carry on now thats awsome cus i get like adventure dreams i wake up on the good bit and it carrys on when i sleep

A waking dream, as it can be known, is a dream that continues to manipulate the senses for a few minutes after awakening, but they usually only the effect the eyes if they are closed. The image usually displayed is often more clear than the one brattacas has described. They are often ended by the sudden movement of a limb caused by the continued stimulation. There is a possibility this is a case of recurring waking dreams, curable by hanging a mild dreamcatcher. If this does not work it is possible that a spirit is involved, if that is the case I can refer to a specialist.

lol dreamcatcher, I dont want them to go away tho theyre so scary but they are harmless figures and It facinates me so maybe I woudnt want rid of them